I'm Not Gay

'I,I,I,I'm not gay, I'm not gay'

'I,I,I,I'm not gay, I'm not gay'

It's hard to be a guy like me, queer in Dallas closet-free

So I moved to Austin just to see! Dressed in drag my ass got beat

I'm a homo like a refuge, looking for that homo spree

'I,I,I,I'm not gay, I'm not gay'

'I,I,I,I'm not gay, I'm not gay'

It's hard to be a homo, It's hard to be a homo

It's hard to be a homo in the Lone Star State

It's hard to be a homo, It's hard to be a homo

It's hard to be a homo in the USA

'I,I,I,I'm not gay, I'm not gay'

'I,I,I,I'm not gay, I'm not gay'

San Anton became my home but I felt just like a Greek in Rome

So I moved to Houston for some tail but got beat up and thrown in jail

I'm a homo like a refuge, looking for that homo spree

It's hard to be a homo, It's hard to be a homo

It's hard to be a homo in the Lone Star State

It's hard to be a homo, It's hard to be a homo

It's hard to be a homo in the USA

Naked in the retrograde

It's hard to be a homo in the USA

'I,I,I,I'm not gay, I'm not gay'

'I,I,I,I'm not gay, I'm not gay'

'I,I,I,I'm not gay, I'm not gay'

'I,I,I,I'm not gay, I'm not gay'

The queerest city in the Lone Star State is Lubbock

Where I found my playmate

One thing that I must proclaim 'I'm not gay'

I just pretend I am when I'm drunk

I have a girlfriend, I'm not gay

'I,I,I,I'm not gay, I'm not gay'