I Hate The French

Jamie:

Depardieu’s a restaurant critic

He hasn’t left Paris in years

He spends his days in cafes and cabarets

Driving me to tears

His spelling’s completely atrocious

His turn of phrase absurd

He thinks he’s pretty precocious

But his **** is full of merde

I hate the French

I hate them all

From Toulouse Le ******* Trek

To Charles de Gaulle

I can’t stand the way they put that little thing above the e

I hate the French

I hate the French

I hate the French

I hate the French

I hate the French

I hate the French

I hate the French

Bonjour, Monsieur Depardieu

Vous too, Monsieur Depardieu

You’re making my life a misery too

So may I say something entre new?

Go to hell Jacques Brell, the Eiffel Tower too

Secretary:

Jamie, Jacques Brell is Belgian

Jamie:

I hate the French

Secretary:

He hates the French

Jamie:

They’re beau gele

Their cheese, their Paris breeze

Secretary:

Their gay parades

Jamie:

Pierre Cardin, your concaven

Has got a lousy stench

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Secretary:

He hates the French

Jamie:

I hate the French

Secretary:

He hates the French

Jamie:

I hate the French

Secretary:

I hate the French

Both:

We hate the French

Jamie:

They say that they have savoir faire

But I can’t see it anywhere

The world thinks jejune petit

Moi aussi

I hate the French

That's the deal

Secretary:

Though I do agree with wine at every meal

Jamie:

But apart from that, I have to say

I’ve never met a French, mench

I rest my case

I take the bench

I hate the French

Secretary:

Jamie, it’s your brother calling a