Trying Too Hard

I said youe the woman from last night

Standing just to my right

Youe the one that said i was sweet

When i left your kiss in my cheek

And said we could hook up sometime maybe

Well now is a good a time as any

She said i don mean to offend you

But youe not quite how i remembered you

You seemed to look a lot better then

But i think youe nice as a friend

So pull up a seat and sit down

Wee just having a drink and hanging out

So i tried to play it ***y and hurt

She said i came across as an introvert

So i changed to being a deep and profound

Until she asked me if i was feeling down

And when i told her that i was well read

She looked at me and just said : waouf waouf !

Youe trying too hard but keep trying

Youe trying too hard but keep trying

Youe trying too hard but keep trying

Whatever it is i not buying

So i phoned her that weekend

She said she seeing a barman called jonathan

He wears nice clothes and keeps his hair neat

But i could give her a call back next week

So next week wee out to coffee

She tells me she really gone off me

I say gone off me? hey you don know me

She said exactly so don phone me

I said you haven even given this a chance

She smiled and looked with a glance and said : waouf waouf !

Youe trying too hard but keep trying

Youe trying too hard but keep trying

Youe trying too hard but keep trying

Whatever it is i not buying

Youe trying too hard but keep trying

Youe trying too hard but keep trying

Youe trying too hard but keep trying

Whatever it is i not buying

When is this loneliness gonna end and

When will they stop crawling about their boyfriends (boyfriends)

When is a girl gonna get with me (me)

There must be one in this city see ? (see)

All i want is something that real (real)

I tired of having to spiel (spiel)

Two months later she phones me up now

Saying hey i heard youe doing well now

Let you and me go out for a meal

'cause ie never told you how i really feel

So how about it and you can meet me

I said which me did you wanna see?

I got a girl now who knows who i am

So i can be my own man i flattered but

Youe trying too hard but keep trying

Youe trying too hard but keep trying

Youe trying too hard but keep trying

Whatever it is i not buying

Youe trying too hard but keep trying

Youe trying too hard but keep trying

Youe trying too hard but keep trying

Whatever it is i not buying