Driving In My Car

I've been driving in my car

It's not quite a

JaguarI bought it in

Primrose Hill

From a bloke from

BrazilIt was made in fifty-nine

In a factory by the

TyneIt says

Morris on the door

The G.P.O. owned it before

I drive in it for my job

The governor calls me a slob

But I don't really care

Give me some gas and the open air

It's a bit old but it's mine

I mend it in my spare time

Just last week

I changed the oil

The rocker valves and the coil

Just last week

I changed the oil

Last week it went 'round the clock

I also had a little knock

I dented somebody's fender

He learnt not to park on a bender

I've been driving in my car

It don't look much but

I've been far

I drive up to

Muswell Hill

I've even been to

Selsey Bill

I drove along the

A45I had her up to 58

This copper stopped me the other day

You're mistaken what could

I sayThe tires were a little worn

They were

O.K., I could have sworn

I like driving in my car

I'm satisfied

I've got this far

I like driving in my car

It don't look much but

I've been far

I like driving in my car

Even with a flat tire

I like driving in my car

It's not quite a

JaguarI like driving in my car

I'm satisfied

I've got this far