The Worlds Dumbest Puppet Show (feat. House Plant Band)

It's time to join the conga line

that's been growing since the dawn of time

Homo habilis, shortly outwits by using sticks and stones

It's the circle of life, the ant mill for mammals

Wondering why? Here's couple examples:

Fire,belief systems,open-toed shoes, uh, free will

As you abuse the virgin for her oil

break her back and dry her soil

Frack too hard, you'll get screwed royally

Now I know what you are thinking:

Get some help and stop your drinking

But addictions are affliction, man would kill for a prescriptions

Our compulsion to keep using tells us that our life's worth losing

I am not a nihilist, just one productive hedonist

It went from Nazareth to Hollywood, the gospel of our childhood

These prophets are unqualified to herd the sheep with woolen eyes

It's any crook they heed, they are gluttons for their feed

So I guess it's up to me to set them ****ers free

Class defined by classrooms with no ceilings

made with glass to breakthrough

It's stairs compared to elevators, Faith's what pays the educators

What is obsolete like phrenology, it's our ponyless economy

So we jump start a war and hope it works like before

Then lose the data we stored that some prick from offshore

Don't let your delusion cause the union's disllusion

Loosened lips sinks mighty ships, It's your open beaks that start the leak

Friendly fascist

self-proclaimed advocates dictating what is socially blasphemous

The foundation for identity meets cultural validity

So don't ask for permission,gender isn't a religion

If you want something then use the words

Don't govern mine to feel secure

I don't know why I'm doing any of this

These lyrics are completely pointless

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