Be Prepared

I was born wearing pants

be prepared

I was born standing up

be prepared

don't be ashamed

you were born unadorned

be prepared

I was born in Portland, Oregon

be prepared

I was born with twenty bucks in my pocket

be prepared

don't be alarmed

we mean you no harm

be prepared

I was born already tall

be prepared

I was born wearing spats and a ****ie

be prepared

don't be ashamed

you were born unadorned

be prepared

be prepared