I Can Sleep When I'm Dead

I got a little game that

I playAnd

I call it 'try to beat the morning paper home'

I ain't very good but

I get a lot of practice

Even won once a month ago

Of course there was a girl involved that wasn't gonna let me rest

But I've always said that

I can sleep when

I'm deadIf there's somethin' goin' on within a hundred miles from home

You're gonna hear my

V-8 singLong as

I can beat the train and they got a passing lane

Baby, I ain't gonna miss a thing

Life's too fun and

I'm too young and the night ain't over yet

Like I said,

I can sleep when

I'm deadIt ain't no fun if you ain't got money

So I always make it in to work

The trick is to leave at least a half an hour

To brush my teeth and change my shirt

Keep a closet full of

Red Bull and

Visine to hide the red

I don't need the rest,

I can sleep when

I'm deadIf there's somethin' goin' on within a hundred miles from home

You're gonna hear my

V-8 singLong as

I can beat the train and they got a passing lane

Baby, I ain't gonna miss a thing

Life's too fun and

I'm too young and the night ain't over yet

Like I said,

I can sleep when

I'm deadWhen

I get tired,

I'll go to bed

All that I can say is that it hasn't happened yet

If there's somethin' goin' on within a hundred miles from home

You're gonna hear my

V-8 singLong as

I can beat the train and they got a passing lane

Baby, I ain't gonna miss a thing

Life's too fun and

I'm too young and the night ain't over yet

Like I said, like

I said, like

I said I can sleep when

I'm deadI ain't even tired yet