Double Feature

Never seen a house that looked so haunted

Never met a girl that's so unwanted

Should've been wise and saw it coming

Now I'm in trouble and I'm running

Should've been a doctor or a lawyer

Should've never listened to Destroyer

Could've been a mad man or a teacher

Could've been a bad man or a preacher

Came from the wrong side of the tracks

Showed up with scratches down his back

Got his Camaro painted black

And he ain't ever coming

Bobby got locked up in the fall

Paulie's a child of the law

Bobby took her under the bleachers

Paulie went and called a double feature

Now he's got a man to wake him up

Now he's in an alley throwing up

Now he's gone six months of the year

Now he's got irrational fear

Came from the wrong side of the tracks

Showed up with scratches down his back

Got his Camaro painted black

And he ain't ever coming back

Back

Came from the wrong side of the tracks

Showed up with scratches down his back

Got his Camaro painted black

And he ain't ever coming back

Back

Now he's got a man to wake him up

Now he's in an alley throwing up

Now he's gone six months of the year

Now he's got irrational double feature