歌词与中文翻译
Our town made a plan for its civil defense
我们镇有个民防计划
We all take the interstate north if things get tense
如果形式紧张我们会走上州际国防高速公路（艾森豪威尔时期增加的州际高速部分为国防服务）
My wife sewed a map into my underclothes
我的妻子在我的内衣里缝上了地图
So I’ll know where to run when the big whistle blows
这样在警报响起时我就知道往哪跑
We had a rehearsal last Saturday night
上周六我们还进行了一次演练
And all things considered the town did all right
所有事都被安排周到，我们镇做得很好
Except on that ramp when that truck tried to pass
除了有辆卡车在上坡时（发生意外）
It took us four hours to clean up the glass
我们花了4小时才清理妥当
What if the Russians don't come
如果俄罗斯人不来怎么办？
What if they like where they're from
如果他们只想留在家乡呢？
What if they're not in the mood to invade
如果他们也不想去侵略其他国家呢？
What if they're tired, or drunk, or afraid
如果他们累了，醉了，又或是害怕呢？
What would we do if their generals just said, this is dumb
如果他们的将军们说“”这太蠢了“了呢？
What if the Russians don't come
如果俄罗斯人不来怎么办？
I've learned about Russians since I was a tyke
我从小就知道俄罗斯人
And here’s what I know about what they are like
以下我对于他们的了解：
They don't believe in God, and they never have fun
他们不相信上帝，一直没什么乐子
They're brainwashed, and dull, and they all weigh a ton
他们都被洗脑了，又呆又胖，有一吨重
And in the Olympics if ever we meet
每当我们在奥运会上相见
Their women are men, and their judges all cheat
他们的女人像男人一样，他们的裁判没一个公平的
Maybe you shouldn't rely just on me
但也许你不该只听我一人之言
Cuz I've not seen a Russian except on TV
因为我从未在电视之外见过他们
What if the Russians have lives
或许俄罗斯人也有自己的生活？
What if their husbands and wives
或许他们也是寻常夫妻？
If they come home late from work on the bus
也许有天他们乘巴士晚归
And have to fix dinner for children that fuss
疲惫地为聒噪的孩子们准备晚餐
They may be too tired to come put us under their thumb
他们可能累到无暇来注意到我们
What if the Russians don't come
如果俄罗斯人不来怎么办？
Our president says we're behind in the race
总统告诉我们又在军备竞赛中落后了
We needed some new missiles we need them in space
我们要新型导弹，我们要在太空中部署新武器
We’ve got to stay up with them lap after lap
我们紧追他们的步伐
Or the Russians will blow us right off the map
不然他们就会把我们从地图上抹去
Well, I maybe dumb but sometimes I forget
我可能有点愚钝，有时我会忘记
What I've got against all these folks I ain't met
为什么我会对这些素未谋面的伙计抱有敌意
I wonder why they’d want to start World War Three
我不知道为什么他们想要发动第三次世界大战
Could it be that they are wondering the same about me
莫非他们也这样看待我们的？
What if the Russians are scared
如果俄罗斯人害怕了呢？
What if they feel unprepared
如果他们没准备好迎接战争呢？
You know, I bet that Ivan's as fried as I am
我肯定远在俄国的伊万也会像我一样疑惑
Tired of worrying about Uncle Sam
厌倦了山姆大叔贩卖的焦虑
So why don't we stop before one of us does some dumb
所以为什么我们不如在另一个人犯下蠢事之前停下
What if the Russians don't come
如果俄罗斯人不来怎么办....