Valley Girl

Valley Girl

She's a Valley

GirlValley

GirlShe's a

Valley Girl

Okay, fine

Fer sure, fer sure

She's a Valley

GirlIn a clothing store

Okay, fine...

Fer sure, fer sure

She's a Valley

GirlIn a clothing store

Like, OH M

Y GOD! (Valley Girl)

Like - TOT

ALLY (Valley Girl)

Encino is like

SO *****EN (Valley Girl)

There's like the

Galleria (Valley Girl)

And like all these like really great shoe stores

I love going into like clothing stores and stuff

I like buy the neatest mini-skirts and stuff

It s like so

*****EN 'cause like everybody's like

Super-super nice

It's like so

*****ENOn

Ventura, there she goes

She just bought some *****en clothes

Tosses her head 'n flips her hair

She got a whole bunch of nothin in there

Anyway, he goes are you into

S and M?I go, oh

RIGHT .Could you like just picture me in like a

LEATHER TE

DDYYeah right,

HURT ME, H

URT ME...I'm sure!

NO WAY!He was like freaklng me out...

He called me a

BEASTIE...

That's 'cause like he was totally

BLITZEDHe goes like

BAG YOUR F

ACE!I'm sure!

Valley Girl

She's a Valley

GirlValley

GirlShe's a

Valley Girl

Okay, fine...

Fer sure, fer sure

She's a Valley

GirlSo sweet 'n pure

Okay, fine

Fer sure, fer sure

She's a Valley

GirlSo sweet 'n pure

It's really sad (Valley Girl)

Like my English teacher

He's like (Valley Girl)

He's like

Mr. BU-FU (Valley Girl)

We're talking

Lord God King

BU-FU (Valley Girl)

I am SO SU

REHe's like so

GROSSHe like sits there and like plays with all his rings

And he like flirts with all the guys in the class

It's like totally disgusting

I'm like so sure

It's like

BARF ME OU

T...Gag me with a spoon!

Last idea to cross her mind

Had something to do with where to find

A pair of jeans to fit her butt

And where to get her toenails cut

So like I go into this like salon place, y'know

And I wanted like to get my toenails done

And the lady like goes, oh my

God, your toenails

Are like so

GRODYIt was like really embarassing

She's like

OH MY GOD, like

BAG THOSE

TOENAILSI'm like sure...

She goes, uh,

I don't know if

I can handle this,y'know...

I was like really embarassed.. .

Valley Girl

She's a Valley

GirlValley

GirlShe's a

Valley Girl

Okay, fine

Fer sure, fer sure

She's a Valley

GirlAnd there is no cure

Okay, fine

Fer sure, fer sure

She's a Valley

GirlAnd there is no cure

Like my mother is like a total space cadet (Valley Girl)

She like makes me do the dishes and (Valley Girl)

CLEAN the cat box (Valley Girl)

I am sureThat's like

GROSS (Valley Girl)

BARF OUT! (Valley Girl)

OH MY GOD (Valley GirlHi!Uh-huh (Valley Girl)

My name?My name is

Ondrya Wolfson (Valley Girl)

Uh -huhThat's right,

Ondrya (Valley Girl)

Uh -huh...

I know (Valley Girl)

It's like...

I do not talk funny...

I'm sure (Valley Girl)

Whatsa matter with the way

I talk? (Valley Girl)

I am a VAL,

I knowBut

I live in like in a really good part of

Encino soit's okay (Valley Girl)

So like, I don't know

I'm like freaking out totally

Oh my God!

Hi - I have to go to the orthodontist

I'm getting my braces off, y'know

But I have to wear a retainer

That's going to be really like a total bummer

I'm freaking out

I'm SURELike those things that like stick in your mouth

They're so gross...

You like get saliva all over them

But like,

I don't know, it's going to be cool, y'know

So you can see my smile

It'll be like really cool

Except my like my teeth are like too small

But NO BIG

GIE...It's so

AWESOMEIt's like

TUBULAR, y'know

Well, I'm not like really ugly or anything

It's just like

I don't know

You know me,

I'm like into like the clean stuff

Like PAC-M

AN and like,

I don't know

Like my mother like makes me do the dishes

It's like so

GROSS. . .

Like all the stuff like sticks to the plates

And its like, it's like somebody elses food, y'know

It's like

GRODY...GR

ODY TO THE

MAXI'm sure

It's like really nauseating

Like BARF

OUTGAG ME

WITH A SPO

ONGROSSI am

SURETOTALL

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