歌词与中文翻译
Have you
你有——
heard the one about the two tomatoes?
听说过两只番茄的故事吗？
Yes, we have,
是的我们听过
a million times or more
几百万遍了吧
The two tomatoes walking down the street?
两只番茄走在街上的故事？
That's the one
就是那个
we've heard it before
我们早听过了
Maybe they would like to hear about the two tomatoes
也许他们想要听两只番茄的故事
No, they don't.
不，他们才不想呢
It's such a big bore.
这真的无聊死啦
But the two tomatoes can make you laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh.
但那两只番茄可以让你笑啊笑啊笑啊笑的
Well, alright. Let's hear it for the very last time
嗯，那好吧 让我们再听最后一遍
and then never again never again.
然后真的真的真的不要再听了
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"Hello. I am Anders Tomato.
This is my wife..."
“哈啰，我是安德斯·西红柿
"Lisa Tomato.
这是我的太太”
Taking a walk, and having a talk
“丽莎·西红柿
In the marvelous place called Stockholm"
散着步，聊着天
(In the marvelous place called Stockholm！)
在了不起的名叫斯德哥尔摩地方
[00:45.674]
（在了不起的名叫斯德哥尔摩的地方！）
"Today on our way to a splendid show
with the one and only The Real Group."
"It's gonna be great.
“今天我们走在去那个超棒演出的路上
Don't wanna be late."
那个独一无二的【真实之声】的演出“
We're dedicated fans of The Real Group."
绝对会超赞
(We're dedicated fans of The Real Group!)
可别迟到啦
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因为我们是【真实之声】的铁杆粉丝”
Even if the story's kind of comical,
（我们是【真实之声】的铁杆粉丝！）
it's also quite dramatic,
Pay attention.
Something terrible was set to happen to Mrs. Tomato.
即便这故事有点滑稽
In a second she will walk into the street not looking left or right
它也比较的戏剧化，
completely unaware of an approaching vehicle.
但集中注意
The truck was driving fast who doesn't see her and...
可怕的事情要发生在西红柿太太身上了
What will happen to Mrs. Tomato?
一眨眼她就会走上那条街，不看左也不看右
[01:20.914]
完全没有发现一辆接近她的车辆
"I'm drivin' (ooh)
那卡车开得超快也没有看见她 啊呀
yea I'm driving on the road of the life
西红柿太太到底将会怎么样啊？
And I call me
Mr. Cucumber.
Wo-oh yes I'm driving.
“我开着车呢 呦
Driving down the road of life
诶 我正开车走在生活的道路上
If you call this a life, honey.
我称自己为
But I just can't find no healer
黄瓜先生
in this big old 18-wheelers.
诶 我正开着车呢
Still I'm driving on the road of life.
我正行驶在在生活的道路上
whoa...
如果你说这就是生活，亲爱的
[01:58.913]
但在这18个轮子的大破车里
SPLAT!
俺就是找不到治愈我的人哟
"What was that?
但我还是行驶在生活的道路上
I think I hit something."
哟唷...
"Yes indeed. You did.
You just run over my wife.
You idiot!"
啪唧！
"Officer Eggplant. Stockholm police.(uh-oh)
“那是啥？
Please step back. What seems to be the problem?"
我觉得我撞到了什么东西”
"This idiot driver ran over my wife."
“是的!
"Oh I see, then you're under arrest."
你的车刚刚碾过了我的太太
"What?"
你个呆瓜！”
"By the way, did anyone call for an ambulance?"
“茄子警官。斯德哥尔摩警察（uh-oh)
"You don't have to do that.
请退后。发生了什问题？“
Please let me through.
”这个呆瓜司机把我妻子给撞了。“
I am Dr Celery.
”了解了，那你现在被捕了。“
Let me have a look."
”什么？“
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”顺带一提，有人叫过救护车了吗？“
[heartbeat]
”不需要叫！
[02:30.144]
请让我过去
"She's ALIVE !
我是芹菜医生
She's breathing.
让我来看看“
Her heart is beating."
"What a relief oh."
"Doctor, tell me she'll be fine."
【心跳】
(oh doctor doctor tell me she'll be fine)
"Just give her a week or two
and she'll recover
”她活着！
to a perfectly normal vegetable again."
她正在呼吸呢
(a perfectly normal vegetable again)
她的心脏在跳动”
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“真是宽心“
Come on, come on. Come on. Come on.
”哦医生，告诉我她会好起来“
Catch up, come on. Ketchup, come on.
（医生医生，告诉我她会好起来）
Come on, come on. Come on. Come on.
”给她一两个星期
Catch up, come on. Ah ha ha ha ha.
她会康复
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再次变成一棵完全正常的蔬菜。“
"Lisa, we really gotta get going."
（一课完全正常的蔬菜）
"But I don't want people to see me like this."
"I think you look absolutely smashing."
"Can't you see? I'm in a total mess."
加油，加油，加油，加油
"You look fine. I think you lost some weight."
跟上，加油！茄酱，加油！
"I feel like I just got drown over by a truck."
加油，加油，加油，加油
"Please stop whinging and pull yourself together."
跟上，加油！哈哈哈哈哈
"This is not a joke."
Yes it is. Yes it is.
"I'm not a laughing matter."
”丽莎，我们真的得走了“
Yes you are. Yes you are.
”但我不想让别人看到我这副模样“
"Will you stop singing?"
”我觉得你看起来完全被压扁了“
No we won't. No we won't
”没看到吗？我真是一团糟“
"Why not?"
”你看起来很好。我觉得你减了几斤肥“
It's our job. It's how we make our money.
”我感觉我刚刚被卡车压过去了。“
"I see. Can I join you even if I'm a little flat?"
”别再抱怨了，帮你自己一把“
Yes you can. Yes you can.
”这可不是个笑话“
Cuz you're funny funny funny.
哦是的，它是的
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”我不是你们的笑料“
Come on, come on. Come on. Come on.
哦是的，你是的
Catch up, come on. Ketchup, come on.
”你们能别唱了吗“
Come on, come on. Come on. Come on.
不会的，我们不会
Ketchup, come on. Ah ha ha ha ha.
”为啥”
What a joke. What a laugh. What a punchline.
这是我们的工作，我们靠它赚钱
The two tomatoes. The funniest thing in the world.
“我明白了，那我可以加入你们吗？虽然我看起来有点扁扁的“
If you by any chance didn't get it,
你可以，你可以
here's a recap, a summary for you：
因为你非常非常好笑
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The two tomatoes, walking down the street on a marvelous city of Stockholm
First, we have Mr. Anders Tomato.
加油，加油，加油，加油
And next to him, Mrs. Lisa Tomato.
跟上，加油！茄酱，加油！
Two tomatoes are on their way to see
加油，加油，加油，加油
The most amazing show with The Real Group.
跟上，加油！哈哈哈哈哈
Suddenly, without a warning Mr. Cucumber
真是个笑话，真是场闹剧
Drives his truck to Lisa Tomato
两只番茄，这世界上最好笑的事情
[04:42.913]
如果你不小心没听懂的话
SPLAT!
这里有一个给你的回顾总结：
[04:43.666]
In the second the tomato all red and round
Turns into a wet spot flat on the ground.
两只番茄，走在这座伟大的城市——斯德哥尔摩的街上
Mr. Anders Tomato and Mr. Cucumber got into an argument
首先，我们有安德斯·西红柿先生
And would have start a fighting but
在他身边是丽莎·西红柿太太
[04:55.506]
两只番茄在去往
Officer Eggplant, Stockholm police arrested the reckless
那最美妙的【真实之声】的演出的路上。
And furthermore, Dr. Celery luckily confirmed that
突然不觉间，黄瓜先生
Lisa Tomato was still alive and well enough to be a part of the corny joke.
开着他的卡车朝向丽莎·西红柿
AH HA HA HA HA
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Come on, come on. Come on. Come on.
吧唧！
Catch up, come on. Ketchup, come on.
Come on, come on. Come on. Come on.
HA HA HA HA HA
眨眼间这托马头她又红又圆的身子
HA HA HA HA HA
变成了一摊湿哒哒的烂泥瘪在地上
HA HA HA HA HA
安德斯西红柿和黄瓜先生吵起来了
Funny funny funny funny
本来都快打起来了 但是
Two tomatoes
SPLAT!