Carry Bag Man

I'm in love with the carrier bag man

I love the carrier bag man x2

Carrier bags strewn all around the room

Ah, the carrier bag man-- i am him

Coz i am the carrier bag man -- i am the carrier bag man

I've no time to sit comfortable down

But i still need armchairs round my home

To put carrier bags on

I am the carrier bag man

Carry a bag man!

I don't make waves, i hide bags in graves

No cash is earned straight nowadays anyways

Please all you onlookers understand

So make gangway for carrier bag man

I am carrier bag man

[megaphone rant]

When in town i keep head down

Kneel on the croft when the mariah comes round

Fat-assed workmen, i scurry around

There's few good places to hide bags behind

Coz i am carrier bag man.

Carry a bag man!