Zoom University

So, Jimmy, I hear you're headed off to college next year

Ahh yup, that's right grandpa

Ohoho, oh I remember college like it was yesterday

Really? What was college like back in 2020?

Well, Jimmy, I attended Zoom University

So I've been rollin' outta bed, at like 2:30 p.m

And now I'm tryna' go to class, but I can't even get in

My teacher like 65, I swear she don't got a clue

I think she's tryna' give a lecture, but this b!tch is on mute

So I said "Fxck that", I'm about to call up the boys

And we were playin' Minecraft, when suddenly I heard a noise

My teacher asked me, "Do you know the powerhouse of the cell?"

But I said, "Sorry ma'am, this diamond ore ain't gonna mine itself"

'Cause I don't wanna go to school

But there nothing else to do

So I'mma just hop on Zoom now

Man, what the fxck am I doin'?

But honestly, maybe this quarantine ain't so bad

And smoking gas inside my bedroom while she's teachin' me math

My mama knockin' at the door, askin' what's going on

I said it's all for science class, then I showed her my bong

But now I'm bored and kinda horny stuck inside of this classroom

I raised my hand and say, "I gotta go to the bathroom"

My teacher gettin' mad, told me, "Sit the fxck down!"

But I don't really give a damn, she can kiss my nuts now

I opened up another tab and you know I'm on Xvideos

Searching for big titty hoes who also got some pretty toes

Finally saw the perfect one I'm rubbing on my pee pee

Then I realized my cam was on and everyone can see me

Man, this sh!t wack, fxck this class, I'mma 'bout to dip

Every single person in this room just saw my fxcking d!ck

But there's no need to cry, I realized that everything is fine

They can't kick me out of school if all the classes are online

Cause I don't wanna go to school

But there nothing else to do

So I'mma just hop on Zoom now

Man, what the fxck am I doin'?