50,000 Watts of Goodwill

Robitussin - that was my only one,

I caught the flu on account of you

You were breathing down my throat, saying, "Ian, baby, we can only lose"

Call my number, it's on my thermometer.

Step into my fever dream, I'm sick with you, sick with you,

C'mon baby, step into my quarantine.

A throat lozenge colored like an orange,

Tastes good because my throat is so sore

I'm sick with you, sick with you, don't let the germs get out the door

Remember me, I used to be president

Of the medicine cabinet

I'm sick with you, sick with you,

C'mon baby, step into my quarantine.

I promise you, I'm throwing out all my vitamin pills, yeah,

50,000 Watts of goodwill and I'll never get well.