Calling Cards

A sorting office in the

Old Kent Road

Caters from coast to most

A nice little number if you're out of work

And aren't the sort to boast

You're in need of a job, bob-a-job, rob-a-job

I'm your man to see

I'll sit I'll listen

I'll not say a word

The less said would be best for we

Ooh, what a firm of naughty boys

Ooh, I've been a naughty boy

We don't want to mark each other's card

Except the one you need

I need you and your returns to help

Build my company

My twins work

Brighton on a sunny day

They cover town with the shake of a hand

On a high come back 'cause of no come back

Now they're working in the promised land

Ooh, what a pair of naughty boys

Ooh, I've been a naughty boy

The Allied

Irish, The

Cyprus Bank

India Bank,

The Bank of

TurkeyUnited

Bank, The

People's Bank

To catch the worm you got to be up early

Temporarily out of bounds had to move the office

Clear out of town

For every problem there's a solution

And I can do without constitution

Dealing cards from the

Old Kent Road

I've been checked up on my heavy load

You can go but be back soon

I'll have some work for you to groom

Ooh, what a lot of naughty boys

Ooh, I've been a naughty boy

Trustees Bank,

Barclay's

BankThe Nat

West Bank,

The Midland

BankThe Bank

Of Scotland,

Williams and

Glyn'sBureau de

Change, The

People's Bank

Ooh, what a lot of naughty boys

Ooh, what a pair of naughty boys

Ooh, what a firm of naughty boys

Ooh, I've been a naughty boy