歌词
哟我们就住这儿
Yeah, we’re here
带着最潮的旋律
with the hottest flow
和刚出炉的煎饼
And the hottest Jian Bing
清晨我在大陆中央的王国醒来
Rolling out of bed, Middle Kingdom
敲门的声音似鼓声瑟瑟
knocking feeling like a drum
饺子已经送到门口了
breakfast at the door, Jiao Zi
昨天晚上预定的
last night ordered them
外卖小哥说了一口方言，听得我云里雾里好难过
Wai Mai dude speaking Fang Yan, I’m feeling dumb
但我一点也不会厌倦
but these days, I’ll never get bored of them
因为我们就住在中国
Because we living here in China
我的身份
I’m a
是个诗人
rhymer
告诉你中国眼下正发生着什么
telling you the story of this setting
从歪果仁的视角来与你诉说
through the eyes of another Wai guo ren
漂洋过海的歪果仁一手掌舵
the ones that came out here they call helmsman
我此刻的指尖在淘宝划过
and now I’m flipping through Tao Bao
有支付宝一切尽在掌握
and somehow with the know-how and Zhi Fu Bao
在这个网站上所求皆有货
you can buy anything you want on this website
你没看见之前根本不知道自己很想要
and the things you didn't know you wanted til sight
指尖陀螺还是开瓶器
bottle-opening fidget spinner
能煮蛋的烤面包机
a toaster that makes eggs
粉色的裤腿往狗狗身上套
pink trousers for dog legs
印着莫名外语的衣服一套又一套
whole collections of clothing with english words that make no sense
Upsoab是什么？
What is Upsoab?
像遛狗绳一样的遛仓鼠绳？买买买！
Is that like a dog leash, but for hamsters? Buying that!
不疯魔
我就不成活
Call me crazy
但我来到这里是为了尝试新生活
Call me crazy
别说可能
but I came here for something new
我们不说有可能
Don’t say maybe
我们的口头禅是只有我能
We don’t say maybe
你问为何来中国？
We say this, well I can do
可为何不是中国
you ask Why China?
胡同和小巷都能把你绕晕
yeah we reply Why not China?
靠你自己来把路认清
take on its confusing Hu Tongs and streets
你问为何来中国？
and make it on your own
可为何不是中国
you ask Why China?
我们有外卖快递，还有微信
yeah we reply Why not China?
没有了手机我就没有了命
with Wai Mai, Kuai Di, we chat
I’d be super screwed without my phone
现在我在街上和朋友找自行车
RAP:
骑到东直门吃最爱的火锅
So now I’m out on the street looking for a few bikes with my friends
我们不是土豪 没有奔驰可以坐 也不是什么异乡客
so we can go to our favourite hotpot place right by Dong Zhi Men
但是哟我的口罩在哪，戴上了它我就能自由骑行
No, we ain’t expats, we ain’t Tu hao，we ain’t got Mercedes Benz
用微信叫滴滴，瞬间就来了位司机
but yo where’s my Kou Zhao, can’t ride in this pollution
中国朋友点餐特别多 够我吃四十天
open Wechat call a Di Di, we be on our way
用筷子夹起豆腐有点难，但我也还行
chinese friends order food, enough for 40 days
聚完了餐大家抢着要买单
Tofu with chopsticks is really hard, well that’s okay
但在微信群里我们把费用平摊
and then they fight to pay
用同一个APP我就叫了个滴滴回家了
but we split the bill on we chat
现金已然失宠
and I use that app to call a Di Di to go back
我只用手机支付
and I don’t even carry cash anymore
叮
I use my phone to pay
门铃响了？
ding
啊是仓鼠绳到了
is that my door?
可我
yes my hamster leash is here already
忘了一件事，我并没有养仓鼠
but I
你说淘宝有卖吗？
I forgot one thing.. I don’t have a hamster
我唱这首歌可不是为装酷
think I could buy one on Tao Bao?
希望你们和我一起唱
Dont think I’m just to cool to do a funny song and I
之前英国脱了欧 还选了个川普
I was hoping that you all could sing along and I
世事纷争之外的我品味乌龙
I’ve been thinking after Donald Trump and Brexit
公园里有老人与我共舞
and the chaos and the mayhem I’ll sit here and sip oolong and I
不懂他们问”你是谁“，只好这样回答
dancing with old people dancing in the park and I
barely understand them, asking /who we are/, reply
不疯魔
你说什么？我听不懂
我就不成活
Call me crazy
但我来到这里是为了尝试新生活
Call me crazy
别说可能
but I came here for something new
这里没有可能
Don’t say maybe
我们的口头禅是只有我能
We don’t say maybe
你问为何来中国？
We say this, well I can do
可为何不是中国
you ask Why China?
胡同和小巷都能把你绕晕
yeah we reply Why not China?
靠着你自己来把路认清
take on its confusing Hu Tongs and streets
你问为何来中国？
and make it on your own
可为何不是中国
you ask Why China?
我们有外卖快递，还有微信
yeah we reply Why not China?
没有了手机我就没有了命
with Wai Mai, Kuai Di, we chat
I’d be super screwed without my phone
专辑信息
1.中国化