Two Fat Feet

Slip me out of my northern noose

My easter egg

My western wheel

And a snouthern snake

I've got a busted breast and a jiggly thigh

A rumpled roast and a raggedy eye

A floppy neck and two fat feet

Sneaky cheeks chewin' greasy gums

You got a wing in your snaggle tooth

And you can't knock it back with no eighty proof

You got a wing in your snaggle tooth

And you can't knock it back with no eighty proof

You got a wing in your snaggle tooth

And you can't knock it back with no eighty proof

Oh you got a wing in your snaggle tooth

And you can't knock it back with no eighty proof