I Guess I'll Have to Change My Plans

I guess, I'll have to change my plan

I should have realized there'd be another man

I overlooked that point completely

Until the big affair began

Before I knew where I was at

I found myself upon the shelf and that was that

I tried to reach the moon but when I got there

All that I could get was the air

My feet are back upon the ground

I've lost the one girl, I'd found

I guess, I'll have to change my plan

I should have realized there'd be another man

Why did I buy those blue pajamas

Before that big affair began?

My boiling point is much too low

For me to try to be a fly Lothario

I think, I'll crawl right back and into my shell

Dwelling in my personal hell

I'll have to change my plan around

I've lost the one girl, I'd found

Yes, the one girl, I found