歌词
Dear PFIQ,
Since you printed my question and photo in issue number 29,
PFIQ, I have received many letters.
I'm glad I'm retired so
I have plenty of time to answer all.
I finally got rid of the smell
Of the deep scrotum piercings (mumble)
By putting a 5/32-inches barbell and a 5/16-inches ring.
Now, air can get through. (laughs) (FZ: Can you stand like that? Hermann: Maybe I should read the text one whole, because . . . again . . . oh . . . FZ: Just . . . just say "now, air can get through")
Now, air can get through.
Don't ever quit putting out
PFIQ, as it is most enjoy-able.
I have them all
And go over them many times.
You never heard anymore of
Carl... Carol, issue n... number 14,
I believe?
Keep up the great work.
I don't know what to pierce next.
P.S. Do you use 1-percent xylocaine for deep cockhead piercings?
Piercing the head of the cock must be painful. (OOHH!)
I had the head tattooed and it hurt like hell!
But I didn't want the artist to stop.
Master Ringo 1970-
WIM