歌词
Hello there
你好
This is the Central Scrutinizer
这里是中心监查员
Joe was sent to a special prison
乔被送进了一所特别的监狱
Where they keep all the other criminals
在那里关着的罪犯
From the music business
都是音乐圈里的人
You know, the ones who get caught
你知道，那些被抓的人
It's a horrible place painted all green on the inside
那是个可怕的地方，里面的墙都是绿颜色的
Where musicians and former executives take turns
音乐家和前经理主管在里面一个接一个
Snorting detergent and plooking each other
弄着洗衣粉，互相搞来搞去
Anyway, listen, while he's in there he meets this guy
那啥，听着，他在这地方遇见一个人
Who used to be a promo man for a major record company
那个人曾是一家大唱片公司的宣传工作者
Named Bald-Headed John... King of the Plookers
名叫光头约翰，搞人之王
This is the story 'bout Bald-Headed John
这是个关于光头约翰的故事
Dong work for Yuda, dong, dong
他的那些玩意
He talks a lot 'n it's usually wrong
他说得多，但总说错
Dong work for Yuda, dong, dong
他的那些玩意
He said Dong was Wong 'n Wong was Kong
他说那个是大的，这个是铁的
'N dong work for Yuda, John was wrong
他的那些玩意，约翰又错了
Sorry John, sorry, better try it again
抱歉约翰，抱歉，还是再试一遍
Dong work for Yuda, dong, dong
他的那些玩意
Sorry John, sorry, better try it again
抱歉约翰，抱歉，还是再试一遍
He said Dong was Wong 'n Wong was Kong
他说那个是大的，这个是铁的
And Dong was Gong 'n John was wrong
那个是大的，约翰又错了
John's got a sausage, yeah man
约翰有一个香肠，好啊伙计
John's got a sausage, yeah man
约翰有一个香肠，好啊伙计
John's got a sausage that will make you fart
约翰有一个香肠，能让你放气
John's got a sausage that will break your heart
约翰有一个香肠，会让你伤心
Make you fart and break your heart
让你放气，让你伤心
Don't bend over if you are smart
你要是聪明，可别弯下腰
He took a little walk to the weenie stand
他走到了香肠摊位前
John's got a sausage, yeah man
约翰有一个香肠，好啊伙计
A great big weenie in both his hands
两只手里都拿个大香肠
John's got a sausage, yeah man
约翰有一个香肠，好啊伙计
He sucked on the end 'til the mustard squirt
他吃着香肠，蘸着芥末酱
He said, "Ya'll stand back cause you might get hurt"
他说：“你们不想受伤就都离远点。”
Sorry John, sorry, better try it again
抱歉约翰，抱歉，还是再试一遍
John's got a sausage, yeah man
约翰有一个香肠，好啊伙计
Sorry John, sorry, better try it again
抱歉约翰，抱歉，还是再试一遍
He said Dong was Wong, Wong was Kong
他说那个是大的，这个是铁的
Dong was Gong 'n John was wrong
那个是大的，约翰又错了
Sorry John, sorry, better try it again
抱歉约翰，抱歉，还是再试一遍
Make way for the iron shaschige
给钢铁“香场”让路
Sorry John, sorry, better try it again
抱歉约翰，抱歉，还是再试一遍
I need a dozen towels so the boys can take a shower
我需要一些毛巾，好让伙计们洗个澡
Sorry John, sorry, better try it again
抱歉约翰，抱歉，还是再试一遍
Bartender, bring me a colada and milk
酒保，给我来杯可乐达还有牛奶
Sorry John, sorry, better try it again
抱歉约翰，抱歉，还是再试一遍
On second thought, make that a water, HtO
想了想，还是来杯水好了，“HtO”
Sorry John, sorry, better try it again
抱歉约翰，抱歉，还是再试一遍
Falcum, take me to the falcum!
“法尔康”，带我去“法尔康”
Sorry John, sorry, better try it again
抱歉约翰，抱歉，还是再试一遍
I wave my bags, did you wave your'n
我的行李“上乘”了，你们的“乘”了吗？
Sorry John, sorry, better try it again
抱歉约翰，抱歉，还是再试一遍
Well how much did they wave?
它们“乘”了多少重？
Sorry John, sorry, better try it again
抱歉约翰，抱歉，还是再试一遍
Ah'm almost two kilometers tall
我有两千米高
Sorry John, sorry, better try it again
抱歉约翰，抱歉，还是再试一遍
This girl must be praketing richcraft
这个姑娘肯定会“巫塑”
Sorry John, sorry, better try it again
抱歉约翰，抱歉，还是再试一遍
Don't worry about the faggot, I'll take care of the faggot
不要担心基佬，我来处理基佬
Sorry John, sorry, better try it again
抱歉约翰，抱歉，还是再试一遍
Your Pomona is very extinct
你的波莫纳非常绝种了
Yeah, I studied with the Dong of Tokyo
是啊，我从东京学来的
'N also with the oriental Kato
还有东方加藤
My body contain uh water
我的体内含有水
I just loves the way these Copenhagens talks!
我就爱听这些哥本哈根人讲话
Driver, McDoodle, sausage
司机，“麦都劳”，香肠
Salima, salami
“垂液”，腊肠
That looks like that stuff Freckles lets out
看上去像是“雀斑”搞出来的
Once a mumfth
每“越”一次
This is the Central Scrutinizer
这里是中心监查员
Poor Joe
可怜的乔
He's getting tired from bending over...
他受够了俯身弯腰
...but we tried to warn him... didn't we?
但我们有警告过他……没有吗？
Okay, Joe, you asked for it... here comes the big one!
行吧，乔，你自找的……大的要来了！
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