Vanilla ***

Don't ever take away from me my pornography

Obviously, we don't agree on what's obscene

I have the right to choose what

I want to see and read

Don't even try to take away from me my right to privacy

Because what

I do is no one's business but me

So stay in your missionary position

I hope that you get bored to death

There's no way

I'm going through life having vanilla ***

The government's trying to get into your bedroom

Better lock your door and close your shades

Because there could be someone watching you today

Why do you try to make things illegal?

Why do we have to be 21?

You're so afraid that people are having too much fun

Why do they care what

I do in my bedroom?

Why do you want to know how

I screw?It seems to me you've got nothing better to do