Jump In My Car

Jump in my car, I want to take you home

Mmm, jump in my car, it's too far to walk on your own

(No thank you sir)

Ah, come on now, I'm a trustworthy guy

(No thank you sir)

Oh, little girl, I wouldn't tell you no lie

(I know your game)

How can you say that, we only just met

(You're all the same)

Ooh, she's got me there but I'll get her yet

(I got you there)

No you didn't, I was catching my breath

Now look, it's starting to rain

Now baby, you'll catch your death

(Will I come home?)

Ah, come on now, it costs nothing to try

And you'll arrive home nice and dry

Mmm, jump in my car, I want to take you home

Come on, jump in my car, it's too far to walk on your own

Won't you jump in my car, I want to take you home

Come on, jump in my car, it's too far to walk on your own

(Maybe I will)

Ah, that's better now, you're talking sense

(You must keep still)

Well, if you like, I'll just put up a fence

(What made you get smart?)

Well, alright, we'll soon be on our way

(We better start)

What for?

(Because it's such a long way)

Why? where d'ya live?

(I live down south about 384 miles)

Hey, slow down, you must be joking, babe, behind that cute smile

(Oh, no I'm not)

Well, if you're not, there's only one thing to say

(And what's that?)

Get out the car, get on your way

Get out of my car

(But you just said that you'd take me home)

But it's too far

(But there's no way that I can get there alone)

I couldn't care less

(Maybe I could see you next week)

You sure look a mess

(Well, look who's talking, you got no right to speak)

Get out of my car

(You told me that you were a really nice guy)

Well, I ain't

Get out of my car

Get out of my car

You heard what I said