Anything Goes

In olden days a glimpse of stocking

Was looked on as something shocking

Now heave knows anything goes

Good authors to who once knew better words

Now only use four-letter words writing prose

Anything goes

The world has gone mad today

And good's bad today

And black's white today

And day's night today

When most guys today

That women prize today

Are just silly gigolos

So though l'm not a great romancer

I know that l'm bound to answer when I propose

Anything goes

In olden days a glimpse of stocking

Was looked on as something shocking

Now heaven knows anything goes,

And good authors to who once knew better words

Now only use four-letter words writing prose

Cuz' anything goes

The world has gone mad today

And good's bad today

And black's white today

And day's night today

When most guys today

That women prize today

Are just silly gigolos

So though I'm not a great romancer

I know that you're bound to answer when I propose

Anything goes

May I say before others wager spins to applause

I want you to know anything goes