Hebosaurus

You're such a ******* hebe

You're always freebasing pennies

You went to a plastic surgeon

And got your nose enlarged

You've got a tattoo of a penny- you're a hebosaurus

Your uncle's Murray Lender- You're a hebosaurus

You know all the words to Yentil- you're a hebosaurus

You're breath smells like a bagel- you're a hebesaurus

You have a yamaka welded on your head

You've tried to shoot up money

You beat off inside of banks

I want to stuff you in an oven

You've got a tattoo of a dradle- you're a hebosaurus

You idolize Gene Simmons- you're a hebosaurus

You think Scott Ian's cool- you're a hebosaurus

Your breath smells like matzoballs- you're a ******* hebosaurus