Nobody Weird Like Me

The freakiest show

I knowIs the show of my own

Living my life in and out

Of the twilight zone

Bust my britches, bless my soul

I'm a freak of nature, walking totem pole

Look and see,

I think you'll agree

Nobody weird like me[Oh, I love ya][And you love me too]

Intercourse with a porpoise

Is a dream for me

Hell bent on inventing

A new species

Bust my britches, bless my soul

I'm a freak of nature, walking totem pole

Look and see,

I think you'll agree

Nobody weird like me[Incomprehensible]

Riding down the path

On the back of a giraffe

Me and the giraffe laughed'

Cause I passed some gas

Bust my britches, bless my soul

I'm a freak of nature, walking totem pole

Look and see,

I think you'll agree

Nobody weird like me[Incomprehensible]

Enchanted as a rabbit

That my life is a dream

Well, everything is never

Just as it seems

The freakiest show

I knowIs the show of my own

Living my life in and out

Of the twilight zone[Incomprehensible]