Vanz Kant Danz

(was originally "zanz kant danz")

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Vanz can't dance, but he'll steal your money,

Watch him or he'll rob you blind. (x 4)

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Out in the street a crowd is gatherin',

Pushed down by the heat of the building, they're wantin' to dance.

Makin' their way up the street, a boy with a pig and a radio;

Little billy can work on the crowd, put 'em into a trance,

For the little pig vanz.

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You're watchin' 'em dance, not a care in the world;

So billy and vanz get busy, they're makin' their move;

The little pig knows what to do, he's silent and quick, just like oliver twist;

Before it's over, your pocket is clean,

A four-legged thief paid a visit on you.

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