I Love College

I'm nice right now

I, I feel good

If you have a drink

Would you please put it in the air

That party last night was awfully crazy

I wish we taped it

I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked

Drink my beer and smoke my ****

With my good friends is all I need

Pass out at 3 wake up at 10

Go out to eat then do it again

I wanna go to college for the rest of my life

Sip bankers club and drink miller lite

On thirsty thursday and tuesday night ice

And I can get pizza a dollar a slice

So fill up my cup

Let's get ****ed up

I'm next on the table

Who want what

I am champion at beer pong

Allen iverson hakeem olajuwon

Don't even bounce, not in my house

Better hope you make it

Otherwise you naked

Time isnt wasted when youre getting wasted

Woke up today and all I could say is

That party last night was awfully crazy

I wish we taped it, I wish we taped it

I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked

Dink my beer and smoke my ****

But my good friends is all I need

Pass out at 3 wake up at 10

Go out to eat then do it again

Man I love college

And I love drinkin

I love women

I love college

I cant tell you what I learned from school

But I could tell you a story or two

Um yea of course I learned some rules

Like don't pass out with your shoes on

And don‘t leave the house till the booze gone

And don't have *** if shes too gone

When it comes to condoms put two on

Then tomorrow night find a new JAWN

Hold the beer bong

Nothing wrong with some fun

Even if we did get a little just too drunk

Time isn't wasted when youre getting wasted

Woke up today and all I could say is

That party last night was awfully crazy

I wish we taped it, I wish we taped it

I danced my ass off and had this one girl completly naked

Drink my beer and smoke my ****

But my good friends is all I need

Pass out at 3 wake up at 10

Go out to eat then do it again

Man I love college

And I love drinkin

I love women

I love college

Now if everybody would please

Put their drink as high as they can

As high as they can

Ad repeat after me

CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG

FRESHMAN FRESHMAN FRESHMAN FRESHMAN

DO SOMETHIN CRAZY DO SOMETHIN CRAZY

DO SOMETHIN CRAZY DO SOMETHIN CRAZY

KEGSTAND KEGSTAND KEGSTAND KEGSTAND

Ya that party last night

Mn I love college

I love it

Tat party last night

Alright everybody I gotta head back to class for a little bit

But after that

You know whats goin down

My house and 3 kegs

See you there

Youre all invited

Bring your friends

Bring your mom

Do I really have to graduate

Or can I just stay here for the rest of my life