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Monza

Yeah, we done see a lot of boring F1 races, I admit it

It has always been this way, boring racing's part of bussiness

All the drivers want a podium but few will ever get it

Some will never get no trophy or no motherf***in'ribbon

But at Monza, there's this magic, bends the law, cuts the rules

Drivers dare to risk it all, some ain't got too much to lose

Ham's been winning long enough, it's his turn to f*** up too

Pass the place! Where the drincc? This' my day, lucky you-F1 rules,woo!

All of them move, all of them move,all of them move

Bottas is doomed, Lando gets through, he's got the juice

Leaving some room's, what you gotta do, but Albon says screw it

And Gasly gets pushed, is Albon gon'prove he fits in Red Bull?

Back on his bull****, Valtteri is all over gravel-He really is Finnish

Perez gets by and he can't even try to defent it,'cause back end is skittish

Maxi can't do sh*t, he has to be pushin' the battery pack but gets nothing

Can't f*** with the Racing Point, lap2 he's dropping down

Lance is quite get up to Bottas-He's actually buzzin' this time

Valtteri's b*tching 'cause his car is hot as a fire-Maxi gets Stroll again, nice!

But he don't seem fast enough to be considered flying

Seb ain't no gangster but a few laps further into the race he is in troublesome time

The Russell boi tries to get him so he wrecks a sign exploding loads and loads of polystyren, thug life!

Turns out the brakes were in poo-mode

If I had no brakes, I would bruno(uh oh)

Ferrari talk out their culo

Strategy is? Who knows

They plays their cards, and reverse on you all and somehow think they will be the uno

Binotto is angrier than good ol'Tuco, but may be forgetting who is the real puto

Ferrari engineers:"So where did we put the strategy papers today?"

"We're looking...-We found them here next to Seb's brake lines"

"Next step, Sebastian, is to outbrake Russell"

"Oh..the brake line..Seb! We're moving on strategy F as usual!"

They invented a level back in the start of millenium with the Michael but now it has gone down ranks

Mr. Vettel was relevant'till Charles came-now they're pedal to medal but with darn tank

lap8 and Albonis given a penalty for the start for the start of the race

the pressure is kicking him in the heart, dang-doing Grosjean moves on Grosjean

Damaging the car, and wrecking his points chance

On lap17, the Finn's angry, screaming"these engine rules are a Yoke!"

Engine's hot,'cause those many laps behind traffic makes the car smoke

Lap18, Charles is in pits for hards-matcing his straight-line speed in pits-oh

Lap20, tho, K-Mag breaks the Haas and parks it like a pitlane lawn mower

Lewis doesn't do a lot of mistkes-still won't admit them

and now in this Monza race, safety car enters in image

He's done won so many races, what should make this one so different?

He can't see no crosses on entry to pitlane, and gets in there-Sainz's now leading

Ham's that driver, bending laws, bending rules

Turns out pitlane was all closed, is this gonna make him lose?

Meanwhile pitlane opens up, and all cars are on the move

Change the tyres, except for Stroll, in second now-lucky dude behind Lulu-whoo!

Green flag is back, we are racing=Charles in the back but he's pacing

Getting past Gio and Kimi through Kurwa Grande and he's appearing racy!

Now camera changes to Parabolica and Charles is in the wall so crazy!

The speed he had hitting the barriers really was scary, I'm so happy he was okay

And actually coming from spa, I was thinking the worst, and my heart sank 10 feet

'cuz it's been a long while since we saw an F1-car with an impact so hard, so seeing him run was amazing

Now red flag and everyone comes to the pitlane

While there's a crane struggling to lift the tank from the barriers

And now a penalty for Giovinazzi and for the Lulu boi, who's planning to serve it while on his scooter

He's mad at the stewards so he walks to them, to whine and to tell them they're racist

as if he ain't won enough-meanwhile we will get a standing start

Monza partII from lap twenty-eight and the pack is so crammed with action

It's five lights, Stroll gets off not freat-and in secind chicane he's off, damn!

Kimi is fast, makes ground up real fast, he's 3rd

and soon as Ham's getting in the pitlane now the lead driver is Gasly, and second's Iceman

And the mad Max, prods don't wanna seem mad but is last, 'cause he went pitting and stayed there

But he ain't back' out with a crankshaft issue, don't need that!

Now, I think it's inevitable we'll get a new winner today because of the incident with the Ham, tho

But he will make up a place a lap prob'ly begging for bottas to bottle it so he finishes on the back row

On the brink, any mintute got me thinkin' about the finish

Carlos gets in the battle now passing Kimi, to get through to Pierre, and little by little

They're getting closer together, now 40 laps in I'm biting my fingers and, Gasly has him a benefit

in the front with the air being free of heat and vortices eliminating aero

And on the radio ham is talking to bono-"it's 20 seconds to the pack"

"That's some s***"-but you got Merc and mega advantage

Lewis moving up like elevator-You could never say to me he's not a f***in' record breaker

But he doesn't wanna race if he ain't winning any way, tho

Nobody could ever take the legacy he made

The operator is smooth, and he really needs to be that way if he wants to win the race today

He drives almost so wheels fall off-he's working tirelessly, ay.

It's the moment y'all been waitin' for-the Scuderia is back on top

No not the usual scuderia, but Alpha Tauri-Form '08 to Germany to Sao Paolo

It's Mr.Gasly, who's winning followed by Carlos 4 tenths behind him-beating bulls like a cowboy

Top of the podium, in party mode again, Gasly brought home the win

Back in the zone again! Feeling like opium, a race pandemonium!

Carlos is moody, Lance too is moody, why would they be gloomy?

This sh*t like a movie! A podium truly showing the sport's beauty!