Kung Fu

Kung Fu, do what you do to me

I haven't been the same since my teenage lobotomy

Full on, I moved to Hong Kong

With Bruce Lee's brother and Johnny Wong

I think it's strange

He's friends with Fu Manchu

And he thinks he knows you

Uh uh uh uh uh oh

Oh, Daniel-san made in Thailand

Come on, Jackie Chan

Uh uh uh uh uh oh

Last night, Jackie Chan came 'round

I played pool with him and we hung out

Mr. Miagi and the X-Men

Called in for a while as well

I think it's strange

He's friends with Fu Manchu

And he thinks he knows you

Uh uh uh uh uh oh

Oh, Daniel-san, made in Thailand

Come on, Jackie Chan

Uh uh uh uh uh oh

Gary Glitter

Scooby Doo

Rock McMurray

And last, but not least

Ladies and gentleman

I give you

Johnny Wong

Kung Fu, do what you do to me

I can't live without my kung fu movies

'Shanghai Killers' and 'Deadly Road'

My life was ruined when the Green Dragon closed

Oh, I think it's strange

He's friends with Fu Manchu

And he thinks he knows you

Uh uh uh uh uh oh

Oh, Daniel-san, made in Thailand

Come on, Jackie Chan

Uh uh uh uh uh oh

I think it's strange

He's friends with Fu Manchu

And he's in love with you

Uh uh uh uh uh oh

Oh, Daniel-san, made in Thailand

Come on, Jackie Chan

Uh uh uh uh uh oh