Paperback Writer

Paperback writer

Dear Sir or Madam,will you read my book?

It took me years to write,will you take a look?

Based on a novel by a man named Lear

and I need a job,so I want to be a paperback writer,

paperback writer.

It's the dirty story of a dirty man

and his clinging wife doesn't understand.

His son is working for the Daily Mail,

it's a steady job but he wants to be a paperback writer,

paperback writer.

Paperback writer

It's a thousand pages,give or take a few,

I'll be writing more in a week or two.

I can make it longer if you like the style,

I can change it round and I want to be a paperback writer,

paperback writer.

If you really like it you can have the rights,

it could make a million for you overnight.

If you must return it,you can send it here

but I need a break and I want to be a paperback writer,

paperback writer.

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-John Lennon &Paul McCartney