These Hallowed Wings

(Blathers's theme)

(song by the Stupendium)

ZZZZZZ...

ZZZZ...

ZZZ..HEHOO!!

Do a song shall we?

Heh,jolly good!

Here we go～

Get home from an expedition

And the phone on my desk is ringing

Sounds like a friend with a special mission

Found an astounding exhibition!

Packed my things and I flapped my wings

Excited to find what the campsite brings

There's a brand new island for analysing

And this chap's flying in to track findings!

Natural history is my domain

Extinct little trinkets and giant remains

I don't know though...

Might think again...

I think that's a DODO flying the plane!?

Now I've had a jolly holiday in Zanzibar

But this sabbatical is practically spectacular

From above

It is honestly a bit bizarrre

How the island is improbably rectangular

Pioneering new frontiers

But what should I expect?

Exploring tropic flora

Newfound fauna to inspect

To ply my paleontology

To prospect and erect

A repository for fossils

For each fish and each INSE...!?

You've got a village that needs assistance

Expertise and seasoned wisdom

Want to learn? Take a seat and listen

This bird's the word on the ecosystem

Squeal with glee at each acquisition

HOO says you can't teach facts with fiction?

This museum has a speaker system

Pumping out beats 'bout your ecosystem

On briny waters I'm quite astute

And dinosaurs?I'm a fine who's HOO!

But when we all live with tigers too

It might be awkward to try a zoo...

Head down the stairs

And you'll see scores

Of dunkleosteus and plesiosaurs!

The fish are all down the right-hand hall

And on the left are the creepy-crawli-

UH.NO.NEVER MIND.

You can quiz me with your queries on aquariums

You'll nary see so vibrant or varied a vivarium

There's no greater a curator or librarian

Just beware of all the horrors

Housed in the solarium

So if you've been a-digging or a-fishing in the sea

Then pluck up your discoveries and shuttle them to me!

But if you want to know about birds and bees

THIS bird prefers that the bees would LEAVE!

LOOK.

I understand all the important work they do for the planet

I just wish they'd do it SOMEWHERE ELSE.

You've got a village that needs assistance

Expertise and seasoned wisdom

Want to learn? Take a seat and listen

This bird's the word on the ecosystem

Squeal with glee at each acquisition

HOO says you can't teach facts with fiction?

This museum has a speaker system

Pumping out beats 'bout your ecosystem

Yes all things bright and beautiful

All creatures great and small

Are collated and notated

And displayed within our halls

From mighty titan ancestors to WRETCHED scuttling things...

Invited(if reluctantly)inside these hallowed wings

And though bugs may be repulsive

I will put up with the fainting

If heinous abominations

Pave the way to taking paintings

The masterworks of artists

Throughout all history

Inexplicably displayed

Upon an island out at sea

You've got a village that needs assistance

Expertise and seasoned wisdom

Want to learn? Take a seat and listen

This bird's the word on the ecosystem

Squeal with glee at each acquisition

HOO says you can't teach facts with fiction?

This museum has a speaker system

Pumping out beats 'bout your ecosystem

You've got a village that needs assistance

Expertise and seasoned wisdom

Want to learn? Take a seat and listen

This bird's the word on the ecosystem

Sworn by noblest tradition

Organising organisms!

This museum has a speaker system

Pumping out beats 'bout your ecosystem

Blathers:

Ah ha!

Jolly Good!

Here's attracted all the residents!

Ah ha ho ho...

(*the phone ring)

Eh?

Tom Nook:

Hello is that Blathers?(Yeah?)

Tom Nook here

Yes,yes

Just to remind that the low repaid limit of your loan day

Huh?

Blathers:

Ah...eh...

I hence wish I can charge the exhibition...

(*which has FREE ENTRy)

And who let the crikets out...

Oh...

(End)