The Fright Before Christmas

This time every year

I am forced to face my fears

As hoards of evil villains come to stay

Smiling ear to ear

And spreading blood and gore and cheer

Instead of killing things in their video games

But this Christmas Eve

As I sit scrolling through my Steam

Waiting for it all to start again

Darkness fills the screen

And every pixel starts to scream

I think this year I get to go to them

Bendy and the Wendigo

Tell cracker jokes with Slendy over

Cocoa from SCP-294

Whilst Boris and Alice Angel

Help King Dice set the tables

And the Murder Monkeys sharpen knives and forks

Baldi counts to 10 for some festive hide-and-seek

Piggy's hiding on the tables

With an apple in her teeth

Granny's sitting by the fire

She's just trying to get some sleep

And Cartoon Cat is in her lap

But won't fit on the seat

This isn't typically the sort of Christmas I'd enjoy

I was sat at my computer

Then I slid into the void

Filled to the brim with villains

Who could all have me destroyed

But they're all too preoccupied

With opening their toys

364 days a year they're rather vicious

There's not much time off in the killing business

Now the Keeper's leaving giblets

On the plate with Santa's biscuits

Here upon the fright before Christmas

The Rake has gone ice skating

Whilst the puppets do the baking

And Rod makes snow cones full of meat and hair

Crewmates and Impostors

Trade gifts with Amnesia monsters

But each time I look

There's one less Crewmate there

The Evil Nun and Hell Priests

Hold a special midnight service

To ancient gods and devils

(There's like 30 different versions)

Adam MacIntyre and Jeffrey Hawk put on a festive circus

And if you're thirsty

The Francis York Morgan brought a thermos

364 days a year they're rather vicious

Fate ass ures me by New Year it's back to business

Frank Whittle sounds familiar

But I'm sure it's just coincidence

Here upon the fright before Christmas

Tasi Trianon and the Carrion

Are sitting watching Carry On films

Whilst it's still their turn on the TV

As the Neighbor and the Nemesis

Wait to play on the Genesis

For speedrun tips from Sonic.exe

The Glamrock Fazbear gang

Have got that rocking Christmas sound

But Vanny seems to know my name

And it's freaking me out

The ghosts from Phasmophobia hang garlands all around

Then Siren Head comes carllong

And blows them all back down

This isn't typically the sort of Christmas I'd enjoy

I was sat at my computer

Then I slid into the void

Filled to the brim with villains

Who could all have me destroyed

But they're all too preoccupied

With opening their toys

364 days a year they're rather vicious

Fate ass ures me by New Year it's back to business

Monika and Yandere-chan

Are fighting over my gifts as

We celebrate the fright before Christmas

I wake up at my computer

After all the festive cheer

Wondering if I'll get to see

My friends again next year

As though they're really popular

It's evidently clear

That after doing three of these

I'm all out of ideas

364 days a year they're rather vicious

Fate ass ures me by New Year it's back to business

I'll need a new meter

After all the things I've witnessed

Here upon the fright before Christmas

Here upon the fright before Christmas

Here upon the fright, before Christmas

The End