I Am The Walrus

I AM HE AS YOU ARE HE AS YOU ARE ME AND WE ARE ALL TOGETHER.

SEE HOW THEY RUN LIKE PIGS FROM A GUN, SEE HOW THEY FLY

I'M CRYING.

SITTING ON A CORNFLAKE WAITING FOR THE VAN TO COME.

CORPORATION TEE SHIRT, STUPID BLOODY TUESDAY.

MAN, YOU BEEN A NAUGHTY BOY, YOU LET YOUR FACE GROW LONG.

I MA THE EGGMAN, THEY ARE THE EGGMEN, I AM THE WALRUS

GOO GOO G'TOOB.

MISTER CITY PLICEMAN SITTING PREITY LITTLE PLICEMAN IN A

ROW.

SEE HOW THEY FLY LIKE LUCY IN THE SKY, SEE HOW THEY RUN,

I'M CRYING. I'M CRYING. I'M CRYING. I'M CRYING

YELLOW MATTER CUSTARD DRIPPING FROM A DEAD DOG'S EYE.

CRAB A LOCKER FISHWIFE PORNOGRAPHIC PRIESTESS.

BOY, YOU BEEN A NAUGHTY GIRL, YOU LET YOUR KNICKERS DOWN.

I AM THE EGGMAN, THEY ARE THE EGGMEN, I AM THE WARUS

GOO GOO G'TOOB.

SITTING IN AN ENGLISH GARDEN WAITING FOR THE SUN.

IF THE SUN DON'T COME YOU GET A TAN

FROM STANDING IN THE ENGLISH RAIN.

I AM THE EGGMAN, THEY ARE THE EGGMEN, I AM THE WALRUS

GOO GOO G'TOOB, GOO GOO G'TOOB.

EXPERT TEXPERT CHOKING SMOKERS DON'T YOU THINK THE JOKER

LAUGHS AT YOU?

SEE HOW THEY SMILE LIKE PIGS IN A STY, SEE HOW THEY SNIED,

I'M CRYING.

SEMOLINA PILCHARD CLIMBING UP THE EIFEEL TOWER

ELEMENTARY PENGUIN SINGING HARE KRISHNA.

MAN, YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THEM KICKING EDGAR ALLAN POE.

I AM THE EGGMAN, THEY ARE THE EGGMEN, I AM THE WALRUS

GOO GOO G'TOOB, GOO GOO G'TOOB.