The Election

TOMMY: Wilbur! How’s it going, mate?

WILBUR: I wouldn’t say that I’m doing all that great.

T: Aren’t you glad that our country is free?

W: It would be better if they just respected me.

T: What do you mean? What’s wrong?

W: No one listens to us, they just dance to their own song.

T: I guess you're right, so what’s our next direction?

W: Well, Tommy after a lot of reflection,

I’ve decided that we need to hold our own election.

T: What?!

W: The best way to make people believe that you’re in charge

Is to have them vote for you

- T: I guess that’s true

W: As your former general and your dear friend

Here’s what we need to do

- T: I’m listening to you

W: We’ll have an election where we're the only ones there

'Cause everybody knows a one party system’s always fair

BOTH: Let’s let the public decide who should lead

No one will run against us, victory is guaranteed

T: So let’s rig this thing!

W: Tommy, we’re not making ourselves king.

We’re just gonna close the race-

QUACKITY: Not before I put you both in your place.

W: Quackity? What are you talking about?

Q: It’s easy to eavesdrop when you hear shouts.

I heard all about your political ambitions,

And I've decided you need some competition.

Q: You’re both idiots if you thought your plan would work

Without any snags

- W: We have this in the bag

Q: Your policies are garbage so I’m gonna oppose you

With my party of SWAG

- T: Sounds like a drag

Q: I’m joining the election to stand for democracy

You just defeated a tyrant, don’t you see the hypocrisy?

ALL 3: Let’s let the public decide who should lead

You have no chance, victory is guaranteed

W: So Big Q, who's your running mate?

I'd like to know before the big debate.

Q: Well, he’s second in line for the crown.

That’s right! I got GeorgeNotFound.

With him we could win in our sleep

So you might as well give up and weep

W: Tommy this isn’t good, I've seen Twitter.

GEORGE: Uh oh, sounds like we’ve got a quitter!

I don’t need clout goggles to see that you have no chance

G AND Q: We’ll get votes a-plenty

T: You’re wrong, you stupid jerk, it’s clear to see

T AND W: The win will go to POG 2020

We’re gonna win the election, prove that we’re the better team

G AND Q: Better run back to the drug van 'cause we’re taking down your scheme

ALL: Let’s let the public decide who should lead

We are gonna win, our victory is guaranteed