歌词
Hello, everyone
大家好
I’d like to introduce myself
我先自我介绍一下
I’m a girl who just got screwed over by a guy
我是一个刚被渣男甩了的傻女孩
A guy named Ted Mosby
那个臭男人叫泰德·莫斯比
Sure, he seemed nice at first
当然，他一开始看起来很不错
But I found out soon enough
但我很快就发现了
Ted Mosby is a jerk
泰德·莫斯比就是个王八蛋
A big, stupid jerk
就是你们常说的大傻X
And I’m going to tell you all about it
而我要告诉你们他的渣男行径
He treats you like a queen
开始他把你当做女王一样对待
And then he treats you mean
之后就对你很凶
My friend, that’s how he works
姐妹们，他就是这样玩弄我们的感情
He gets inside your head
像在你脑海里植入想法一样
I’m telling you that Ted
我说的就是
Mosby is a jerk
泰德·莫斯比那个大混蛋！
Ted Mosby is a jerk
泰德·莫斯比是个混蛋
Ted Mosby is a jerk
泰德·莫斯比是个渣男
Ted Mosby is a jerk
泰德·莫斯比是个大猪蹄子
He seemed so great at first
他一开始看起来非常完美
He’s an architect, a great dresser
是个建筑师，还衣冠楚楚的
He smells really good
他闻起来有帅哥的味道
I thought he was the answer to my prayers
我还以为他是我祈祷的答案呢
I was wrong
我错了，大错特错
Because my dream turned into a nightmare
因为我的美梦成了我一生的梦魇
He says you’ll be his wife
他说他会娶你为妻
Then cuts you like a knife
他却让你的心千刀万剐
It drives a girl berserk
它让女孩们变得疯疯癫癫
And makes you want him dead
让你想要他一命呜呼
I’m telling you that Ted
我说的就是
Mosby is a jerk
泰德·莫斯比那个大混蛋！
Ted Mosby is a jerk
泰德·莫斯比是个混蛋
Ted Mosby is a jerk
泰德·莫斯比是个渣男
Ted Mosby is a jerk
泰德·莫斯比是个大猪蹄子
Are you happy, Ted Mosby
现在你开心了？睡觉都能笑醒了吧？
Knowing the pain you’ve caused me?
知道你给我带来的痛苦吗？
You ruined my life
你毁了我的生活
I thought we had something...
我还以为...
I thought we had a future together
我还以为我们能有美好的未来
I was wrong
看来我错了
Because you’re a liar, Ted Mosby
你就是个大骗子，泰德·莫斯比
A cruel, evil liar
一个无情，无耻，无理取闹的大骗子！
I can’t believe I actually thought that we had something
我当初真的瞎了眼还以为我们之间还能有未来
I even told my parents about you
我甚至告诉我爸妈关于你的事
Yeah, I told them, “Mom, Dad, I met a really nice guy today
是啊，我跟他们说“爸妈，我今天遇到了一个非常好的男生”
I really think he’s something special.”
"我真的觉得他很特别"
But it was all just a cruel joke to you, wasn’t it, you jerk?
但这对你来说只是个残酷的笑话，对不，你这个混蛋
I hate you so much with your stupid blond hair and your stupid suit
我恨你，恨你那愚蠢的金发和难看的西装
I hope you fall down a manhole and die
我希望井盖没关好你掉进下水道
I hope you get run over by a steamroller
我希望压路机能把你做成煎饼
I hope someone drops a piano on you from a really, really, really high building
我希望有人从很高很高的楼顶把钢琴扔到你身上
You make me sick — physically ill
你让我感到恶心，看到你就身体不适
You’re evil, Ted Mosby
你的存在比香菜还邪恶，泰德·莫斯比
And if I had one wish, just one chance to change something about the world
哪怕我有一个愿望，哪怕只有一次改变世界的机会
It would be this
那就是
That you were never born
你从未出生过
That there was never a Ted Mosby
这个世界上从来都没有泰德·莫斯比这个人
Do you hear me, Ted Mosby?
听到了吧，你个大混蛋
I hate you. I hate you for what you’ve done
我恨你 我恨你的所作所为
And for what you will do
也恨你将来的一举一动
And I’m going to make you pay
我要让你付出代价
Somehow, somewhere, someday
无论用什么手段 什么位置 什么日子
You’re going to pay for what you’ve done
你会为你的所作所为付出代价的
I’m totally serious, Ted Mosby
我是认真的，泰德·莫斯比
I hate you. I hate you so much
我恨你，恨透你了
I have this burning hatred for you inside of me
复仇的烈焰在我体内燃烧
I can’t eat, I can’t sleep, I can only hate
我食不下咽，夜不能寐，只剩对你的千愁万恨
And it’s all because of you
这都是因为你
It’s because…
都是因为...
I miss you
我想你
I miss … what we had together
我想你...我想念我们同床共枕的日子
Please call me
快打电话给我
Please call me, Ted, please
求你了泰德，快打给我
I’m sorry, it’ll be better this time
对不起，这一次我们一起经营爱情
It’ll be good. I’ll be good
我们不分手了，我再也不怪你了
I won’t push you away like I did before
我不会在像以前一样赶你走了
I HATE YOU!!!!!
我恨你！！！！
I hate you… oh, God, I hate you, oh…
我恨你...天哪...我恨透你
make it stop…I’m sorry…Ted…Oh God, it hurts
我停不下来...对不起...泰德...我的那个心啊...千刀万剐啊
What we had was so good
我们以前真的是情投意合，干柴烈火
You know, It was something special
你懂我意思吗，就很特别
It only comes around once in a lifetime
我这一辈子只有一次机会才能遇到的真命天子
You know, that’s why
你知道，这就是为什么
I just… I got to let you know that you and me
我只是想让你知道
We belong together and
我们属于彼此，而且
I know you can’t see it clearly right now
我知道你现在还不太清醒
But, you know, that’s why I’m here, you know, that
但，只要我陪在你身边
Your clarity in the rough times
陪你度过这段困难时期，你就清醒了
Just take my word for it, Ted
相信我吧，泰德
I do
我愿意
I will … forever
我愿意和你一起策马奔腾共享人世繁华
Just me and you
就只有我和你
I’ve thought about our kids’ names
连我们孩子的名字都想好了
I think we should have a lot of kids, like… ten
我觉得我们应该生一窝孩子，差不多...十个
Hopefully all girls. Well, I don’t know, maybe one boy for you, but… you know
希望全都是女孩。 说不定还给你有个男孩呢
We can name him Ted Mosby
我们给他起名泰德·莫斯比
Ted Mosby II or III or whatever you are, I don’t know
或者泰德·莫斯比二世，或者三世。随便啦，我不知道
I mean, you’ve got a great name: Ted Mosby
我是说，你的名字真好听。泰德·莫斯比
I can’t tell you how many times I’ve said that name
我都记不清我说过多少次这个名字了
Like over and over and over…
一遍又一遍
“Ted Mosby, Ted Mosby.”
泰德·莫斯比，泰德·莫斯比
I’ve written it all over my walls
我把它写满了我的墙壁
It’s really pretty! You should come over and look
真的很好看! 你应给过来欣赏我的艺术天赋
It’s like, “I should be a graffiti artist!”
我应该是一个涂鸦艺术家！
Oh my God. I’m so glad we got here because, you know
天哪，真高兴我们能走到这一步，因为...
I feel like I can be honest now, and … and…
好像我们能够对彼此坦诚相待了
And I know we have a good relationship
而且我们的关系还如此之好
If I feel able to tell you anything that’s on my mind
如果我能告诉你我的一切想法的话
And … um… I love you. I do
那...就是...我爱你
I love you. I … I love you, Ted Mosby
我爱你，我...我爱你，泰德·莫斯比
And I have a little surprise for you:
而且我还有个小秘密要告诉你
You… you love me, too!
那就是...你也爱我！
You do
没错，无法反驳哦
Maybe you don’t see it right now, but you do
也许你现在还看不出来 但你是爱我的
You… you love me. Because I’m your destiny
你...爱我。因为我是你的命中注定
And you’re my destiny. And we’re going to be together
你也是我的命中注定。我们会在一起的
And we’re going to be happy, and that’s why this is so hard
我们会幸福的，所以这才是最难的地方
It’s… it’s infuriating to watch you pretend this isn’t real
看着你假装这一切都不是真的，真让人气愤
You’re such a jerk! I love you, Ted, but you’re such a jerk!
你真是个混蛋! 我爱你 泰德 但你真是个混蛋!
Why do you do this to me, Ted?
你为什么要这样对我 泰德?
Why are you doing this to us?
你就这么看待我们的关系吗？
You’re taking this beautiful thing that we have and… and you’re destroying it
你把我们所拥有的美丽的一切...就这么毁了
And that hurts, Ted. It hurts. It makes me sick to my stomach
我的那个心啊，拔凉拔凉的呀泰德。我都要反胃了
Oh, God. I think I have to puke
天哪，不行，我得去吐一会儿
Excuse me…
我还能喝...
I think that was Mexican
下午吃的墨西哥鸡肉卷怎么吐出来了..
Oh… oh, God, you’re evil
天哪，你简直绝了
Oh… shake it off, shake it off, shake it off, shake it off…
别想了，别想了，放轻松，放轻松
Euhhhhhh
呃啊啊啊啊啊啊
Euhhhhhh
呃啊啊啊啊啊啊
I think I need to exercise, get this out of my system
我得锻炼一下，以后说不定千杯不倒
Oh yeah
爽到
Okay
好了
I’m good
我很好
Ted, I hate you
泰德，我恨你
You hurt me, Ted
你伤害了我，却一笑而过
You… you took so much from me. You stole my pride
你... ... 你从我这里夺走了很多东西。你偷走了我的自尊
You stole my dignity. You stole my innocence
你偷走了我的尊严 你偷走了我的纯真
You… you stole my heart
你...偷走了我的心
You stole my umbrella. Yeah, I know you took it, you jerk
你甚至偷走了我的雨伞。哈，我知道是你拿的，你个贼
I had it, and now it’s gone. Where is it, Ted? Why don’t you bring it back?
那把伞现在没了。你放哪了泰德? 你为什么不把它拿回来?
Wait… nevermind. Sorry, I found it. It was under my bed
等等... 不好意思，我找到了，在我的床底下
Mystery solved!
谜团解开了!
But it still doesn’t change the fact that you’re a jerk, Ted and
但这仍然不能改变你是个混蛋的事实,泰德,而且...
I’m going to kill you, Yeah, I’m going to kill you, jerk
我要鲨了你，哈，我要杀了你这个挨千刀的
I’m going to kill you, Ted. I’m going to kill you, oh yeah
我要鲨了你泰德，你这个王八蛋
I’m going to kill you
我要鲨了你
Die, die… die, die, die
西内，西内，西内，西内
Die, go away
死一边去
Wait, come back
算了 回来
No, die, die. How do you want to die?
算了，你还是去死吧。你想怎么死？
You can't hide
你藏不了的
I've found you
我找到你咯
Ted, Can you please call me? I love you, I love you, I love you. Call me soon. Miss you!
泰德，你能给我打电话吗？我爱你，我爱你，我爱你。快给我打电话。我想你！
I heart you. 1-4-3. I love you
我恨你 1-4-3....我爱你
I… I… I … I l-l-l-l-l-l-love you
我...我...我...我爱你
I love you, I love you so bad
我爱你 我真的好爱你
I love you, Ted Mosby, I love you, I love you
我爱你，泰德，我爱你我爱你
I love you, with all of my heart, oh yeah, oh yeah-ah-ah
我爱你，全心全意，哦耶，哦耶-啊-啊
I love you, I love you, I love the way you look at me, too
我爱你，我爱你，我喜欢你含情脉脉看着我的眼神
I do, I love you
我愿意 我爱你
I… I… I… I… I… I… hate you
我......我......我......我恨你
I hate you, I hate you so bad, I hate you, I hate the way you look at me
我恨你，我恨死你了，我恨你，我恨你看我的眼神
It’s so sad. So sad, so so so so so so bad. It makes me ma-a-a-a-a-ad
我好伤心，我好难过，我简直就是个大傻...
It makes it bad, it makes it so bad
好难受，我难受啊
I love you, love you
我爱你，爱你
I lo-o-o-o-o-o-ve you
我爱爱爱爱爱爱爱爱你
I love you, my baby, my sweet
我爱你，小泰迪
Ooh, ooh, ooh
哦哦哦~
I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I ha-a-a-a-a-a-te you
我恨你，我恨你，我恨你，我恨恨恨恨恨恨恨恨恨恨你
I hate you, I hate everything about you, I hate you
我讨厌你，讨厌关于你的一切
I hate everything about you, I do
我很你做过的那些蠢事儿
And I will make sure that you di-i-i-i-i-ie
我会确保你...你...会 死 透透的
You.. you will… you will die
你就赶紧烧成灰吧
I know the truth about you, Ted Mosby
我知道你的真面目 泰德·莫斯比
You look, and telk, and act like a real human being, but I know what you really are
你的外表 行为 举止都像一个真正的人类 但我知道你的真实身份
You’re a Cylon, and your only goal is total annihilation of the entire human race
你是个赛隆人，你唯一的目标就是消灭整个人类
I talked to my best friend, Dr. Baltar, and he told me, so don’t tell me that you love me
我跟我最好的朋友Baltar博士谈过了，他告诉我真相了，所以别再说你爱我了
Don’t tell me that you have feelings, you can’t have feelings
不要告诉我你有感情，你不可能有感情
You’re a frakkin toaster!
你就是个该死的面包机！（赛隆人、Baltar博士、面包机梗均出自太空堡垒卡拉狄加）
I love you
我爱你
I hate you
我恨你
I love you
我爱你
I HATE YOU!
我恨你！
I love you
我爱你
I HATE YOU!!!
我恨你！！！
I love you
我爱你
Hate you!
恨你！
Lo-o-o-o-ve you
我爱爱爱爱爱爱你
I hate you
我恨你
I love you
我爱你
I ha-a-a-a-a-a-te you
我恨恨恨恨恨恨你
I hate you and hope that you break down and die, die, di-i-ie
我恨你，希望你崩溃而死
And if you don’t, I’ll kill you, I will, I really will…
如果你不这样做，我会要了你的命，我会，我真的会...
It won’t be the first time, I’ve done it before. Oh yeah, but that’s another song
这不会是第一次，我可是个老手了。哦，对了，那是另一首歌
(That’s another song)
(那是另一首歌)
Oh yeah, that’s another song
我怎么会忘了那是另一首歌
(That’s another song)
(那是另一首歌)
I’ll tell you about that next time
我下次再告诉你
(oooh)
哦噢噢噢
Yeah
耶
(Oooh, that’s another song)
（哦噢噢噢，那是另一首歌）
By the way, Ted
哦，对了泰德
my parents are coming in to town next week
我父母可能下周要过来一趟
and it would be great if you could come and have dinner with us
如果你能来和我们吃一顿晚饭那就太好了
I know that you and I are going through a little bit of a rough patch
我知道我俩这段时间不太对付
but I want them to see that I’m doing fine here in New York
但我想让父母知道我在纽约混的还不错
and that you DO exist
而且我还有个正儿八经的男友
and that I don’t need to that stupid hospital in St. Louiswhere
我还不需要去圣路易斯的那家医院
the guys in the white jackets are trying to kill me
我怀疑那里穿白大褂的想要我的命
They feed me these, spiders, Ted — these, these, these poisonous spiders
他们还想喂我吃蜘蛛诶，那些...那些有毒的蜘蛛诶
and also, I just really want you to meet my mom, because she’s heard so much about you
而且我真的很想让你见见我妈妈，我和她聊了很多关于你的事
and she wants to thank you for the sweater you got her for Christmas
她想谢谢你在圣诞节为她买的毛衣
I picked it out and wrapped it for you, sweetie
我都帮你选好，买好，包好了，亲爱的
so don’t worry about it, just nod and play along
就过来吃吃饭，聊聊天就行
and do NOT let them give me any kind of pill or medicine
对了，不要让他们给我任何形式的药片或药
because that’s how it all went down last time
上次聚餐就是因为这么搞砸的
I don’t need medicine, I AM the medicine
我不需要药，我就是药
God put me here to tell you that you can’t do this to people, Ted Mosby
老天都看不下去，你就是这么对待你身边的人的吗？
You can’t walk through life thinking your actions have no repercussions!
你不能在伤害了别人之后就一走了之一笑而过
All actions have consequences
所有行为都是有因果的
no matter how quietly they reverberate through the universe
因果就像蝴蝶效应一样在宇宙里悄无声息
You can flap your butterfly wings
你可以扇动你的蝴蝶翅膀
Ted Mosby, and pretend there’s no storm in China
想象一下现在中国没有暴风雨
but I say unto you that there is a storm
但我敢肯定某个地方肯定在刮大风
and it’s a hurricane, and it’s growing
会是一个飓风，它在慢慢变大
and it’s building in size and scope, and soon it will be at your door
而且它的规模和范围都在不断扩大，很快就会到你的家门口了
And when it comes no one will be saved
暴风雨来临的时候，没有人会被拯救
The blood of the innocents will stain the street like that of the wicked
无辜者的血会像罪恶之人的血一样染红街道
The cross shall be a sword
十字架将成为一把剑
The seven lions shall be unleashed
七只狮子将被释放
The brimstone will fall on the land
硫磺石会落在地上
And lo, the angels shall gnash their fiery teeth...
天使将咬碎他们的火牙......
eternal reckoning and unholy consummation…
永恒的清算和邪恶的圆满......
stripped and left naked lying among the wastes…
赤身躺在废墟中......
ten years of darkness, Ted Mosby!
十年的黑暗 泰德·莫斯比!
I hate you, I hate you!
我恨你！我恨你！
You filthy rotten bastard, I hope you die!
你这个肮脏不堪的王八蛋，我希望你去死！
You die! You make me sick
你死去！王八蛋
Why won’t you just leave me alone and die… die…
你赶紧滚远点去死吧.....
oh hang on a second…
哦 等我下哈
Hello? What? I’m not making any noise
你好？啥？我没扰民啊
No, that’s not me. No, it’s NOT me. You clearly DON’T know my voice…
不是我，肯定不是我，你显然都不知道我的声音什么样
I don’t know, I’ve never even heard of the guy…
我不知道，从来没有听说过这个人...
look, I’ve got better things to do than sit around and
听着没我还有更要紧的事情做呢
write songs about some guy named Ted Mosby, okay?
比如坐下来好好写一首关于泰德·莫斯比的歌
I’ve got to go
挂了，不说了
Uh, Ted, I got to go
泰德，我得走了
But in closing, I hate you, I want you to die
但最后 我恨你 你赶紧去死吧
and when you die, i hope you go to hell
当你死的时候，我希望会下地狱
and when you get there, I hope the devil turns you on a spit over a hot flame for eternity
当你到了那里，我希望魔鬼会把你扔在热气腾腾的火堆上永世不得超生
Oh, uh, one more thing
哦，对了，还有一件事
that night, you got me pregnant
那天晚上...我怀孕了
Congratulations, you’re a dad! Okay….
恭喜你，你是孩子爸爸！
and I'm a mom
我是孩子的妈妈~
Okay, I’m kidding
哈，骗你的
But wouldn’t it be cool if we had kids?
但是，如果我们有了孩子，不是很酷吗？
Think about it
考虑考虑吧
I HATE YOU!!!!
我恨你！！！！
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