Stacy J.

Stacy J. went to the American Idol Audition

Simon said you suck and Randy said you suck

Paula said you got potential to be all right

She took a long train back home that night

Camped in New Jersey

But home wasn’t what Stacy J. auditioned for

So she moved for green at the age of nineteen

She said I’d rather be miserable than just all right

She made her way to the open-mic

The bar tender and me were the ones listening

She played songs for lovers and I think both of them will covers

This only had to stop she was just all right

She said I’m gonna drink a lot tonight

That’s what she did

So I bought her a Whiskey and I bought me a beer

I said you sounded good like she knew I would

But she didn’t say anything just sit her drink

until I f****d her senselessly on the restroom sink

It was awesome

I woke the next day and knew that I was in love

Can’t remember what we said as we laid in bed

But we watch s*itty movies and we order Chinese

She never said thanks and she never said please

And I like that

Oh six months passed when just like that

Stacy moved in and we lived in sin

But now when in I see her looking into a far off place

Something’s in your mind you just can’t erase

Like Simon Cowell ripping out your bleeding heart

So when Stacy J. broke the news I could see it coming

She said she had a dream and I hadn’t known what that mean

So I drove her to the airport and I wished her luck

She said one day you’ll find someone else to ****

Oh god I hope so

Stacy J. was right and it didn’t take long

It didn’t take much so I didn’t hold a grudge

But I learned a good lesson which is when you go fis*ing

it’s best to stay away from the beautiful musician

and the ugly ones too

But me and the new girl we’re doing pretty good

At least she never turns her face to a far off place

She likes to watch s*itty movies and we order Chinese

But she sometimes says thanks and she sometimes says please

And that’s all right

Oh I was writing this song when I received the letter

It was Stacy J. right now from LA

She said I hope you’ll find someone but still think of me

And guess who you’re gonna see on TV

She meant herself

So Stacy J. went back to the American Idol Audition

Simon said you suck but Paula said you great

Randy said I like your choicer song you sound all right

He held her fate and the balance on that fateful night