B.V.S.

B.V.S.-Steel Panther

Big ****** Syndrome is becoming

A common disease

Ladies that have this affliction are

Never easy to please

If you poke someone with B V S

There's not much you can do

It's like filling the Lincoln Tunnel

With an Oscar Meyer wiener or two

I won't rest till I do my best

To rid the whole world of B V S

I won't rest till I do my best

To rid the whole world of B V S

Gonna do my best

To rid the whole world of mother****ing B V S

B V S is a bit like shooting hoops with a tennis ball

It's easy to get it in there but it doesn't satisfy at all

Well I do my best to make 'em cum

But my **** won't do the trick

And I got a full five inches

In other words a massive **** yeah

I won't rest till I do my best to

Rid the whole world of B V S

I won't rest till I do my best

To rid the whole world of B V S

I'm gonna pass that test

Gonna rid the world of that ubiquitous B V S

B B S is different

That's when your **** get super fat

But most guys that I talk to say

They got no problem with that no

Sood man Big ****** Syndrome is not just a silly joke

It's a pandemic of massive

Proportions affecting every girl I poke

If a man like me can't make you cum

With my massive piece of meat

Chances are you got B V S girl

And that's the thing that we gotta beat

Gotta beat that ****in meat

I won't rest till I do my best to

Rid the whole world of B V S

I won't rest till I do my best

To rid the whole world of B V S

Whoa ya got some kick a**breasts

But the problem is that goddamn B V S B V S

B V S