Critter

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If you love your lady then here's some good advice

If you want her to stay with you then don't go treating her nice

If you buy her flowers she'll drop you twice as fast

So do what Steel Panther does and stick it right in her ass

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Hit her in the *******

Treat her like a critter

F*ck that lady right

Hit her in the *******

Treat her like a critter

She won't put up a fight

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If you're at the strip joint hanging out with the guys

When you get a table dance just look her in the eyes

Tell her that she's ugly and treat her really mean

She'll really want to f*ck you cause strippers have low self esteem

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Then you can

Hit her in the *******

Treat her like a critter

F*ck that dancer good

Hit her in the *******

Treat her like a critter

Just like Ron Jeremy would

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Hit her in the *******

Treat her like a critter

Use your spit for lube

Hit her in the *******

Treat her like a critter

Screw her poopie too

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Don't be retarded,

you've gotta listen to my song （to this song）

Don't be afraid to get some peanuts on your dong

Hit her in the *******

Gotta treat her like a critter

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Treat her like a critter

F*ck f*ck yeah

Treat her like a critter

Woah, she really likes it

Treat her like a critter

Yeah, my little slut girl

Treat her like a critter

Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah

She likes it in the ass!

Ooh yeah yeah yeah

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