Robot Bar Fight

Oh snap! It’s a robot bar fight

Oh no! It’s a robot bar fight

Oh snap! It’s a robot bar fight

Oh no! It’s a robot bar fight

I remember I used to serve drinks at this local joint

Cause I was broke but my focal point was

This wasn’t no regular bar

It was a spot where robots were ready to spar

And one night Megatron rolled in

He ordered Pennzoil

Drank it straight from a can

His plan was to go and get wasted again

Standing next to Megaman with a drink in his hand

Oh snap! It’s a robot bar fight (Have you ever seen them?)

Oh no! It’s a robot bar fight (You ain’t never seen them)

Oh snap! It’s a robot bar fight (You ain’t never seen them)

Oh no! It’s a robot bar fight

Now Megatron was

Rambunctious, hoping to lay

That lady from the Jetsons, Rosie the Maid

He said, “Hey, baby. Can I lube your parts?

We can put our metal together, produce a spark.”

Now, she was praying for a man to defend her from the offender

Her friend Bender walked in and wopped, clocked, socked him in the jaw

Then he saw Dr. Robotnik

And Robotnik was about to attack

And Terminator grabbed a bottle sayin’ “I’ll be back.”

Cause he knew Megatron for a couple of years

Hit Bender with the bottle and it busted his gears

Oh snap! It’s a robot bar fight (Have you ever seen them?)

Oh no! It’s a robot bar fight (You ain’t never seen them)

Oh snap! It’s a robot bar fight (You ain’t never seen them)

Oh no! It’s a robot bar fight

Now Marvin the Paranoid Android was startled, right

And he screamed, “It’s a robot bar fight.”

And Robocop busted in to stop ‘em

Started shooting at Robotnik

Blaka! Blaka!

Bullet hit Robotnik in the esophagus

One grazed the shoulder of Maria from Metropolis

Before Robocop could say he was sorry

In jumped her boyfriend Wall-E

Wall-E rolled up, pretty upset

Took Robocop’s gun, pistol-whipped him in the neck

And everybody ran.

He was fixin’ to shoot at R2 and C3PO kissin’ in a booth

Oh snap! It’s a robot bar fight (Have you ever seen them?)

Oh no! It’s a robot bar fight (You ain’t never seen them)

Oh snap! It’s a robot bar fight (You ain’t never seen them)

Oh no! It’s a robot bar fight

Oh snap! It’s a robot bar fight (Have you ever seen them?)

Oh no! It’s a robot bar fight (You ain’t never seen them)

Oh snap! It’s a robot bar fight (You ain’t never seen them)

Oh no! It’s a robot bar fight

Once Wall-E got the gat, he went crazy and snapped

He had everybody trapped, and he started to cap

Every single robot left in the place

Even that goofy bastard from Lost in Space

Wall-E paused for a moment for a re-up

So I fled out the back with Maria

She wasn’t hurt except a scratch on her shoulder

So I took her back to my home and I boned her

Or maybe I just make all that up