Sloppy Drunks

Featuring Bucky Baxter, Beastie Boys & Mike D

Nobody likes a sloppy drunk, stinkin' up the room like a stinky skunk

Fall on your face and your head goes 'clunk,' things spin around throw up in your bunk

Nobody likes a sloppy drunk, stinkin' up the room like a stinky skunk

Nobody likes sloppy drunks

My Uncle he came over Christmas night and ate up all our food

That wouldn't be so bad but then he went and drank up all the booze

He went and cussed my papa, now that was downright rude

You get liquored up in my house, son, I'm gonna hafta read you the news

Nobody likes a sloppy drunk, stinkin' up the room like a stinky skunk

Fall on your face and your head goes 'clunk,' things spin around throw up in your bunk

Nobody likes a sloppy drunk, stinkin' up the room like a stinky skunk

Nobody likes sloppy drunks

Was down at the Round-Up Bar one night, was gettin' on about two

Seen this cowboy, he was arm and arm with my old friend Betty Lou

He ordered up a round of drinks he was actin' up a fool

He was rippin' up on her dress and hittin' on her too

Nothing gets me more riled up than a cowboy actin' rude

So I grabbed him up by the scruff of the neck and yes, I read that boy the news

Nobody likes a sloppy drunk, stinkin' up the room like a stinky skunk

Fall on your face and your head goes 'clunk,' things spin around throw up in your bunk

Nobody likes a sloppy drunk, stinkin' up the room like a stinky skunk

Nobody likes sloppy drunks

Read that boy the news

Yee-ha!

Come on now, go and get 'em

Yeah, I know you don't like 'em neither

Ain't that the truth

Come on

Nobody likes a sloppy drunk (Read that boy the news)

Stinkin' up the room like a stinky skunk (Read that boy the news)

Fall on your face and your head goes 'clunk' (Read that boy the news)

Things spin around throw up in your bunk (Read that boy the news)

Nobody likes sloppy drunks (Read that boy the news)

Stinkin' up the room like a stinky skunk (Read that boy the news)

Nobody likes sloppy drunks (Read that boy the news)

Come on now

Nobody likes a sloppy drunk (Read that boy the news)

Stinkin' up the room like a stinky skunk (Read that boy the news)

Fall on your face and your head goes 'clunk' (Read that boy the news)

Things spin around throw up in your bunk (Read that boy the news)

Nobody likes a sloppy drunk (Read that boy the news)

Stinkin' up the room like a stinky skunk (Read that boy the news)

Nobody likes sloppy drunks (Read that boy the news)

Yee-hoo!

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