Only In The Movies

Optimistic endings

Passionate romances

Beautifully beefy heroes

Taking death defying chances

Only in the movies

Decorous Madonnas

Totally compliant

Challenging the villain bravely

Both high busted and defiant

Only in the movies

But marble floors to glide on

And loop the loops to ride on

And sultry girls beginning some beguine

I found, as I grew older

And life became much colder

Were, to my sorrow,

Nowhere to be seen

And so, I sprayed a little perfume

Dabbed a little powder

And Suddenly the muted strings

Began to play a little louder

And though I knew the difference

I Kept on pretending

I was in the movies

But everything changed when I met you

You've changed my life somehow

Everything changed when I met you

I find I walk In Technicolor now

And as this princess lay dying

She raised her lovely head

And as her lover knelt beside her

This is what she said

Looking into those steely blue eyes of his

She cried

"Viva la guerra!"

"Viva la revolucion!"

"Viva whatever it is!"

His name was Molina

His name was Molina

His name was Molina

His name was Molina