Wynona's Big Brown Beaver

Wynona's got herself a big brown beaverand she shows it off to all her friends.

One day, you know, that beaver tried to leave her,

So she caged him up with cyclone fence.

Along came

Lou with the old baboon

And said Recognize that smell?

Smells like seven layers,

That beaver eats

Taco Bell.

Now Rex he was a

Texan out of

New Orleans

And he travelled with the carnival shows.

He ran bumper cars, sucked cheap cigars

And he candied up his nose.

He got wind of the big brown beaver

So he though he'd take himself a peek,

But the beaver was quick and he grabbed him by the kiwis

Now he ain't pissed for a week.(And a half!)

Now Wynona took her big brown beaver,

And she stuck him up in the air.

Said I sure do love this big brown beaver

And I wish

I did have a pair.

Now the beaver once slept for seven days

And it gave us all an awful fright.

So I tickled his chin and

I gave him a pinch

And the bastard tried to bite me.

Wynona loved her big brown beaver

And she stroked him all the time.

She pricked her finger one day and it occurred to her

She might have a porcupine.