Wynona's Big Brown Beaver

歌词
Wynona's got herself a big brown beaverand she shows it off to all her friends.
One day, you know, that beaver tried to leave her,
So she caged him up with cyclone fence.
Along came
Lou with the old baboon
And said Recognize that smell?
Smells like seven layers,
That beaver eats
Taco Bell.
Now Rex he was a
Texan out of
New Orleans
And he travelled with the carnival shows.
He ran bumper cars, sucked cheap cigars
And he candied up his nose.
He got wind of the big brown beaver
So he though he'd take himself a peek,
But the beaver was quick and he grabbed him by the kiwis
Now he ain't pissed for a week.(And a half!)
Now Wynona took her big brown beaver,
And she stuck him up in the air.
Said I sure do love this big brown beaver
And I wish
I did have a pair.
Now the beaver once slept for seven days
And it gave us all an awful fright.
So I tickled his chin and
I gave him a pinch
And the bastard tried to bite me.
Wynona loved her big brown beaver
And she stroked him all the time.
She pricked her finger one day and it occurred to her
She might have a porcupine.
专辑信息
1.Tommy The Cat
2.Too Many Puppies
3.Jerry Was A Race Car Driver
4.Southbound Pachyderm
5.John The Fisherman
6.To Defy The Laws Of Tradition
7.Those Damned Blue-Collar Tweekers
8.Over The Falls
9.My Name Is Mud
10.Over The Electric Grapevine
11.Wynona's Big Brown Beaver
12.Mr. Krinkle
13.DMV
14.Coattails Of A Dead Man
15.Shake Hands With Beef (extended version)
16.Mary The Ice Cube