Alcohol

I can make anybody pretty

I can make you believe any lie

I can make you pick a fight

with somebody twice

your size. . .

Well I've been known to cause a few breakups

and I've been known to cause a few births

I can make you new friends

Or get you fired from work.

And since the day I left Milwaukee

Lynchburg, Bordeaux, France

Been makin the bars

With lots of big money

and helpin white people dance

I got you in trouble in high school

and college now that was a ball

You had some of the best times

You'll never remember with me

Alcohol, Alcohol

I got blamed at your wedding reception

for your best man's emberrasing speech

and also for those naked pictures of you at the beach

I've influenced kings and world leaders

I helped Hemingway like write he did

and I`ll bet you a drink or two that I can make you

put that lampshade on your head . .

And since the day I left Milwaukee

Lynchburg, Bordeaux, France

Been makin a fool out of folks just like you

and helpin white people dance

I am medicine and I am poison

I can help you up or make you fall

You had some of the best times

You'll never remember with me

Alcohol Alcohol

And since the day I left Milwaukee

Lynchburg, Bordeaux, France

Been makin the bars

With lots of big money

（crowd:） and helpin white people dance

I got you in trouble in high school

and college now that was a ball

You had some of the best times

You'll never remember with me

Alcohol, Alcohol

Alcohol....