Howdy Doody in the Woodshed

His hair is red, his eyes are green

He's like a person that you've never seen

He'll sing and dance, he's been to France

But he doesn't seem to stand a chance

That's when I saw

Howdy doody in the woodshed

(Goin' down on Buffalo Bob)

Howdy doody in the woodshed

(Goin' down on Buffalo Bob)

Howdy doody in the woodshed, the woodshed

(Goin' down on Buffalo Bob)

A smarter man would never plan

To have so many splinters in his hand

And Clarabelle would never tell

'Cause he's afraid that he might go to jail

Well, what became of big bird

I know it's gonna sound rather absurd

They found some yellow feathers and some other debris

Just underneath the peanut gallery

Ask Mortimer Snerd ask Charlie McCarthy

Even Oscar, 'The Grouch', has seen his casting couch

That's when he caught

A whiff of knucklehead Smiff

And curse his job, he works with Bob

'Cause he was swinging from an old corn cob

And that's the thing, Bob pulls the strings

So you know it when you hear me sing

Howdy doody, howdy doody

Howdy doody in the woodshed