Hale-Bopp Regurgitations

I should'a known not to watch that comet

I should'a known not to give you this

I should've known not to throw away my records

I should've never purchased compact discs

I can't remember inventing the atom

I don't remember what it's like to be

God I should'a known not to watch

Jerry Springer

I should've never watched the

People's Court

I don't remember inventing the wheel

But I remember making

Styrofoam

I should'a known not to watch that comet

I should'a known not to ***

Amy Fisher

I should've never watched the

OJ trial I should've known not to shoot

John Lennon

I should've never gotten

AOL I should remember not to blow up buildings

I should remember what it's like to be

God I should've known never sent the stork to the

Dahlmer's

I should'a known not to make free will

I can't remember my life as a

Mormon I can't remember five minutes ago

I should'a known not to watch that comet

I can't remember my days as an asshole

The same day

I made the

CIA I should'a known not to watch that comet

I should've known better