That's How Smooth I Am

Intro/Chorus: repeat 4

X "Chilllllllll" -->

LL Cool J "cause I'm so smooth" -->

Rakim "I make the girls strip naked and just give it here" -->

Finesse [Lord Finesse]

I'm a player for the 90's,

I can show and prove it

When it comes to girls,

I'm on some crazy old smooth shit

I step in a party, kick it to the best hoes

Then slide off and people say, "Where'd that Finesse go?"

See -- I like the girls with the fresh mouth

Cause they're straight from the party and off to

Finesse house

I got this far, so

I know I'm gonna hit it soon

When you come to my house, leave your panties in the living room

Go with the flow, it don't help to fight

You wanna front?

You'll be by yourself tonight

Cause I'ma get mine, then it's time to get showered dear

Throw on your clothes, fix your weave -- you're outta here!

I tell the truth, there's no reason why

I should bluff

I get the ladies, and all that other good stuff

Girls I game any, sex

I get plenty

I assume it's all free cause

I never spent a penny

I get the ladies and plus

I keep papes

When it comes to trickin money off females,

I'm a cheapskate

So all you girls who are fans.. ..

I'm the fun type man,

I'll settle for a one-night stand

Don't be alarmed, your best bet is to stay calm

I'm smoother than that shit that you purchase from

Avon Girls don't play me, they strictly obey me

Ask who the smoothest, bet you they'll say me

I'll take one to a dozen, sister niece or cousin

Yeah, Finesse you the man -- you thought

I wasn't??

Chorus 1/2 [Lord Finesse]

When I roll

I slide right, hoes and freaks

I sideswipe

To make it short, keep your girl out my eyesight

I'm far from sly, slow, or petrol

I'm snatchin up girls like a klepto'

So when girls leave they guys

I like to watch the men flip

If you lost your girl, she wasn't yours to begin with!

Brothers got game, but

Finesse is twice as nice

They need cars, all

I need is a mic device

Girls I juice, love and seduce

Knock the boots, then cut em all loose

I make em all say, "Owwwww!"

Lie them in a pile and date em all like they goin out of style

It's the L-

O-R-D, F-I-

N-E-double-

S-E It's not my fault, that a lot of girls sweat me

Cause even in high school,

I was just too smooth you see had girls cuttin class and droppin out of school for me

I'm true and so sincere,

I'll take you and your friend there

For the 90's and beyond,

Finesse is in there

If your moms is in our business, put the lady down!

Cause it's enough

Finesse to go around

I don't lie, front or perp the role

Is your child over 18?

Then put her on birth control

She'll be in trouble once

I get started

I'm layin girls out like carpet

Smooth since day one, so all the girls stay strung

I'm the kid, your parents told your ass to stay away from

Have no fear, it's the player of the year

I make the girls strip naked and just give it here

Chorus [Lord Finesse]

It's Lord

Finesse, the mack, the jiggalo

Still and all,

I'm a smooth ass nigga doe

Come sign up, for the

Lord Finesse program

Champagne, dim lights, jacuzzi and some slow jams

Stuff like this,

I figured is a fun thing

So that don't mean that

I'm only after one thing

Even doe,

I work extremely fast

I just like havin fun, without spendin cash

I use skills and strategy, none is as bad as me

I get the ladies - so niggaz stay mad at me

Straight up business, do girls with the quickness

And leave em smilin like a kid on

Christmas

Invite me over, let's try out your bedset

Forget hickies,

I leave girls with a red neck

Girls break they neck to run and get ahold of me

So brothers with money ain't got nuthin over me

Girls come to my house in a trench and see-through

They love

Heavy D, but shit, they love me too

So forget the nerds and illiterate jocks

I'm smokin girls like they come in a cigarette box

I make em wait on a list like

I was welfare

Ask them am

I worth it?

Bet you they say, "Hell yeah!"

Pimpin is like basketball,

I get much run go for the shot, score and

PLUS one Brothers be sweatin me, so

I'm at the foul line

Cause the females that were theirs, you could say are now mine

I gain females and mess they minds up

That's why

I'm number one, on the startin lineup

Kinda funky, plus it makes sense

Brothers don't like me, but they all play the bench and watch

Finesse as

I run down the set-up

Step to a female, and gas her whole head up!

Chorus [Lord Finesse]

Word em up,

Lord Finesse on the smooth tip

Peace to my man

Showbiz, Andre the

Giant My man

Info, my man

Diamond D

My man Jazzy

J, my DJ Mike

Smooth in the house