You Done Tamed Me

Danny:

You done tamed me

This buck no longer is free

A lady doctor from New York City

Smiled at me with her eyes all pretty

Now I'm hooked and it's made me giddy

You done tamed me

Melissa:

Oh, Danny, I'm flattered, uh

Danny:

But wait!

How's a broken, busted carney like me

Gonna provide for my brand new, high falutin, big city bride

And the kid that's on the way?

Melissa:

Uh, woah, uh, okay

I'm not your bride and no need to worry about a baby

'Cause I have this magic thing called an IUD

Danny:

Course, if he's a boy, everything will be fine

But what if he's a girl?

A dainty, delicate, pink-wearing, frills and curls girl

That'd change everything

Melissa:

But would it? Really?

And again, I'm not pregnant

Danny:

And so, from this day forward, I vow

I'm gonna get me some money some way, somehow

Melissa:

I paid a colleague to insert a copper T-shaped device in my uterus

To prevent the implantation of—

Danny:

I gotta get some money

And there's no way to make it

So, I'm gonna have to steal it

Or even take it

Melissa:

Those are the same thing

Danny:

Or filch it, or pilker it

Or rob it, or swipe it

Or nick it, or thieve it

Or finagle it, or abscond with it

Or purloin it, or misappropriate with it