They Write Books About This Sort of Thing

Heard pretty noises

Can you turn them down

I think that I'm dying

Do you want to go out

Because we can play some Pac-Man

Or go to the library

We could order some Pad Thai without the MSG

And they write books about this sort of thing

Yeah they write books about this sort of thing

Yeah they write books about this sort of thing

Yeah they write books about this sort of thing

Closed-captioned heartbeats

Spelled out five letters long

I think she's gone to Nashville

She don't care for my songs

And if my heart hadn't withered

Then perhaps I'd track her down

But I've got a lot to stew on

So I guess I'll hang around

And they write books about this sort of thing

Yeah they write books about this sort of thing

Yeah they write books about this sort of thing

Yeah they write books about this sort of thing