*** Farm

Workin' on a *** farm

Tryin' to raise some hard love

Gettin' out my pitch fork

Pokin' your hay

Scratchin' in your hen house

Sniffin' at your feedbag

Slippin' out your back door

Leavin' my spray

*** farm woman,

I'm gonna mow you down

*** farm woman,

I'll rake and hoe you down

*** farm woman

Don't you see my silo risin' high, high, high?

Workin' on a *** farm

Hosin' down your barn door

Botherin' your livestock

They know what

I needWorkin' up a hot sweat

Crouchin' in your pea patch

Plowin' through your bean field

Plantin' my seed

*** farm woman,

I'll be your hired hand

*** farm woman,

I'll let my offer stand

*** farm woman

Don't you hear my tractor rumblin' by, by, by?

Workin' on a *** farm

Tryin' to raise some hard love

Gettin' out my pitch fork

Pokin' your hay