Labrador

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Daisy, you

Shouldn't do the things you do

But you're just so incapable of changing

You lie so well

I could never even tell

What were facts in your artful rearranging

.

But I came back for more

And you laughed in my face and you rubbed it in

Cause I'm a Labrador

And I run

When the gun

Drops the dove again

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When we first met

I was glad to be your pet

Like a Lab I once had that we called Maisie

But fetching sticks

Was the best I had for tricks

You got bored

You got mad then you got crazy

.

But I came back for more

And you laughed in my face and you rubbed it in

Cause I'm a Labrador

And I run

When the gun

Drops the dove again

.

Daisy, daisy, give me your answer

Daisy, daisy, do…

Remember good old Maisie how she waited at the

Stairs for you

.

Daisy, dear

I could almost shed a tear

But let's shine in the time we have remaining

You're a tough old gal

But a dog is just a pal

And believe me, my dear,

I'm not complaining

.

Cause I came back for more

Cause I knew even you

Did the best you could

And I'm a Labrador

And with me, you could see

It was understood

That I'd come back for more

Cause I'm a Labrador

The loyal Labrador

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